Sivir

The wise, the righteous, the mighty —they all have a price.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

Can't believe I've been stuck in that tomb for three years.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

Mhm.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

Hold on, I'm about to murder someone real quick.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@EssenceExplorer Didn't expect you to live this long, honestly.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

That's a face I hadn't seen in a while.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@PigOfEightPaths Too late, Zhu.

It's gone.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

... Much better.

Joke had gone on for too long.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@NoMapsMuchMagic ... Of course you'd be into that.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@UnbearablePuns @basedcoconut Made from blades.
I thought the name was self explanatory.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@UnbearablePuns @basedcoconut It's a /crossblade/.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@NoMapsMuchMagic You're right I don't. That's what the blades are for.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

I'm not falling for that again.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@UnbearablePuns @basedcoconut Good thing about my blade?

You've got to dodge it twice.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@UnbearablePuns @basedcoconut Never a bad thing to hear.

I missed you too, fuzzball.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@NoMapsMuchMagic You can stop blushing and staring any time.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@basedcoconut @UnbearablePuns Put it on the table, then.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@NoMapsMuchMagic You're gonna have to go somewhere else for it, blinky.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@basedcoconut @UnbearablePuns I, uh. Work.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@basedcoconut @UnbearablePuns Is this the reception I get?

I regret coming back.

[Sivir @ChakramMistress]

@basedcoconut Ah.

Some things never change.