Dr. Karin Chakwas

Chief Medical Officer of the SSV Normandy SR-2. I admit, I have quite a fondness for Serrice Ice Brandy and the Galaxy of Fantasy omnigame.

[Dr. Karin Chakwas @Chakwas]

@EllenShepard *surveys both with a raised eyebrow* I'll have such an alcohol-fueled coitus extravaganza, if they all get their way.

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@CDR_JShepard *QUICKLY hides the handcuffs in her desk... and inspects the other two gifts with a greatly more favorable air*

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@Orona_Sairis But I don't... Ahh. *affectionate chuckle* You're being suggestive again, unless I'm much mistaken.

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@Orona_Sairis Medical studies didn't leave much time for learning languages.

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@Orona_Sairis *chuckles* Did you? Unfortunately, apart from English, I can't speak much more than a smattering of Hindi.

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@Orona_Sairis No, but thank you, dear. I can handle the bill perfectly well, it's simply BEYOND aggravating.

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@Lantar_Sidonis *clears throat apologetically* Yes, quite.

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@Lantar_Sidonis I DON'T, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. IT'S THIS DAMN OMNITOOL.

[Dr. Karin Chakwas @Chakwas]

Are the Reapers conspiring to make Christmas shopping as difficult as possible? Shipping costs everywhere are through the ceiling.

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*smacking her wrist* Ruddy... awful... omnitool... This is the second time in the last month!

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@Spectre_Kryik @SarenArterius @Faeena *perhaps a tiny bit TOO seriously*

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@Bakageta_Koto Additionally, there is no medical benefit to glaring at your prescribed medication rather than taking it.

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@Bakageta_Koto Serviceman Harris, ice that trapezius strain and keep it in a neutral position or it will hurt far worse in the long run.

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For heaven's sake. @SR2SamTraynor Specialist, there's no need to take more than one.

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*in the mess, passing out floss and travel-sized toothbrushes with breakfast*

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@DoctorTsoni @MordinSolus_PhD It's very much appreciated, dear. I'm sorry to lay another request on you. You're working so hard as it is.

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@MordinSolus_PhD - random chance of a database scan from some Cerberus lab we'd be lucky to find... Let's hope for something from Liara.

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@MordinSolus_PhD Cerberus clearly isn't going to hand information over as freely as our dear Shadow Broker. I despise leaving a life to the-

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@MordinSolus_PhD - weren't using his people as lab rats while he sorted out the implants' viability, at the very least.

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@MordinSolus_PhD - we've been documenting in their agents are unquestionably Reaper tech. I'd be extremely surprised if the Illusive Man -