Ellen Shepard

Vanguard. Loud mouth and buttfaise extraordinaire. Punches first, asks questions later. Rather fond of @Spectre_Kryik and alcohol.

[Ellen Shepard @EllenShepard]

"You can drink Ryncol, Shepard, your cybernetics can handle it." NEVER AGAIN. I'll leave that shit for @_Urdnot_Wrex_ next time.

[Ellen Shepard @EllenShepard]

I'm not dead, but with this hangover, I wish I was.

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@Spectre_Kryik *can always share hers*

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*doing stuff*

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@CDR_JShepard @_Urdnot_Wrex_ @Damien_Shepard *stares, then twangs the string of her hat. Twang* .....Uh huh.

[Ellen Shepard @EllenShepard]

@CDR_JShepard @_Urdnot_Wrex_ @Damien_Shepard ....I blame Cerberus

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.@_Zaeed_ Someone get a shotgun, I think Zaeed's been indoctrinated.

[Ellen Shepard @EllenShepard]

@Damien_Shepard ......What

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*still punching Cerberus in the face*

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@Spectre_Kryik @SarenArterius *lifts a brow* I doubt they'll stay friends, but sounds like fun. *heads his way*

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@CDR_JShepard *A rock isn't as bad as guns. And @_Urdnot_Wrex_ is better than both*

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@CerberusBlade @CerberusNet *AMUSED*

[Ellen Shepard @EllenShepard]

*For @CerberusBlade, a poorly drawn picture, pulled from memory, of @CerberusNet in a thong,*

[Ellen Shepard @EllenShepard]

*For @Chakwas a set of brandy filled chocolates and massage oil*

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*For @Spectre_Kryik a bottle of brandy from Palaven*

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*For @_Urdnot_Wrex_ , that freezer she talked about.*

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*For @CDR_JShepard , more tea, and a letter assuring her he and Nihlus haven't tried to kill each other yet.*

[Ellen Shepard @EllenShepard]

*has sent @Damien_Shepard a large bottle of bourbon and an even larger bottle of painkillers for the day after*

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@CDR_JShepard @Spectre_Kryik ......

[Ellen Shepard @EllenShepard]

*frowns*