Cap'n Munch

I imagine the gene pool that spawned you. I am filling it with rocks

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

they're fn disgusting

[Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean]

Apparently don’t poop on the beaches was too specific.

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@WeAreCanProud execute them

[RC @RealChange__]

#BREAKING: Shamless Mark Carney and his Corrupt Trudeau Liberals gave $20,800,000 million in taxpayer dollars to promote French in the Middle East, Asia, Africa, America and Europe.

Canadians can’t afford food and Carney's priority is sending nearly $21 million out of Canada.

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@Gubloinvestor try explaining the hundreds of ways gimmigrants get a free ride to a boomer

[Gublo @Gubloinvestor]

Canada has long been known as a land of immigrants and opportunity. However, many are left wondering:

what broke Canada?

Here is a real story shared by a close friend.

My friend landed in Canada in 2015 and was offered free English coaching as part of his early settlement assistance in Saskatchewan. He joined these English lessons and noticed that he had several classmates from the African continent. Surprisingly, these classmates had been stuck at the exact same English proficiency level for three to four years. This was shocking to my friend because it was a very basic, introductory level that could easily be cleared within three months.

After befriending most of them, my friend figured out the truth. These individuals had actually been living in Canada for seven to eight years and were still studying at the exact same college. Furthermore, none of them had applied for Canadian citizenship; they all remained permanent residents.

The Loophole

The reason was simple, if you become a Canadian citizen, you no longer qualify for free language schooling. These free English programs are a benefit reserved strictly for permanent residents.

Because they shared a similar religious background, many of these families had between four and eight children. Additionally, their cultural or religious beliefs did not permit the women to work outside the home. Since the men were perpetually "in school," these families were able to claim every single government benefit available to them. They received money for:

Food and groceries
Rent assistance
Unemployment benefits
Child tax benefits

Meanwhile, our own elderly population has to keep working well past the age of 65 simply because they cannot afford to retire.

This is what broke Canada: weak government policies exploited by strong personal interests.

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@bruce_barrett fucking disgusting

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

There are over 100 mosques in Toronto, but they decided to pray in the middle of a busy street, blocking commuters and essencial services like ambulances and fire trucks. Why?!

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@realMaalouf why are we paying for these terrorists???

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

This video will stay with me forever

It defines peak woke, DEI and suicidal empathy

- Migrant starts stabbing people
- Local man restrains migrant
- Police think local man is evil racist
- Police pull local man off migrant
- Migrants murders Police officer

[Sylvana 🇨🇦🇮🇱✡️🇬🇷🇺🇸 @syl_sylv7966337]

@RS613506 Hizbut Tahrir Canada.
They claim Canada is in the final stretch of the caliphate.

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@zarahussain999 PACK YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@MarcusSmeade @CTVNews meanwhile qualified white nurses can;t find a job

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@ChrisBr03460427 @CTVNews who do you think is coming from England? this is them trying to rid themselves of p00pj33t doctors

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@cosminDZS just another gross immigrant

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@Malice141665 @RevRayCistman youre all dumb

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

❗️❗️Arsonist and extortionist from India

....is fighting his deportation order from Canada

saying that his conviction in Canada could put his life in danger in India

Our system is abused ao badly.

[Darshan Maharaja @TheophanesRex]

Great digging by @KanwarSierah here.

There are 28K refugees from Uganda being processed for permanent residency of Canada…

… BUT Uganda itself accepts refugees from Somalia.

I think we may be witnessing the Refugee Industrial Complex in its full splendour.

[DonaldBest.CA * DO NOT COMPLY @DonaldBestCA]

🚨 Breaking: Sudanese migrant who almost beheaded a man in Belfast is former police officer.

Prominent Sudanese family. Educated in Saudi Arabia. 2 brothers also in UK.

Canadian Police Services are actively recruiting current & former foreign police officers - for diversity.

[Vincent Neil Ho @vincentneilho]

This Liberal government has turned merit into an afterthought.

A Canada Research Chair posting told applicants they had to belong to certain identity groups just to apply.

How does Canada attract the best and brightest when the first test is identity?

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@OrderOfThePoo theyre all pedos

[Cap'n Munch @ChalkNorris613]

@OTrampolski @sitkamedia @JarrydJaeger @seanorr MAIDed em all