Jeff Chamlis

gym rat, USN vet

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Painting a ceiling with a DIY drip catcher attached directly under the roller to stop splatter before it hits the floor 👌

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Greens are imperiect surfaces. Misses aren’t always your fault…

Do you agree with this? 🧐

[J∅kër Kîng 👑 @j0ker937]

I bet 99 out of 100 of you never went fishing like this before.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

I was today years old when I learned.
https://t.co/XdEF3Qmi0s

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[Based Bandita @BasedBandita]

I wasn’t even alive in 1985 and this video made me cry 😭

Was it really this great?

[Shawn™ @Shawn_sm145]

Joe Rogan is right 👍

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

He’s right. The moment you reach financial independence, the entire way you think changes. Your brain knows you’re free.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

90 seconds of the @Panthers Xavier Legette mic’d up at his first hockey game. The best 90 seconds you’ll spend today 🍿😂

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Bryson is the man 💯

[Sean @scs_real]

Crazy energy

[Jeff Chamlis @ChamlisJeff]

@wobblymami Outstanding!!! Stay strong

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Unexpected ending

[Alex Simone @SSPerformanceTX]

Want to steal more bases?

STOP using the crossover step & START using a drop step!

The crossover step is slower, it starts the athlete in a horrible position for acceleration, and takes away from the athletes natural athleticism.

[🇺🇸Lionel🇺🇸 @LionelMedia]

From now until the end of memory never forget this. Never forget what Jane Fonda did. Never forget her giving aid and comfort and support to the enemy. This, ladies and gentlemen, is treason. In its purest sense. Bookmark this. Forward this. Never forget this. Ever.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

This is off the scale brilliant.
♥️🎶

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

GAME DAY

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

I can't stop laughing 😅

[The JRE Companion @TheJRECompanion]

Smelling Salts - @bscomedian
The Joe Rogan Experience

[Jeff Chamlis @ChamlisJeff]

@Kimmi_Kaiy Heaven