Paul Champion

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@adamjgosling And Dunlop Greenflash. What a combo!

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@angiesliverpool They really were. Used to love going down there in the 80’s.

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@SkyNews @skygillian

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@bbc why the hell do I pay for a tv licence? Trying to watch the effing snooker here!!

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@elonmusk You look like an absolute helmet.

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@realDonaldTrump

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@JDVance

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@Keir_Starmer @labourpress You spineless, little rat.

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@Councillorsuzie @SadiqKhan Didn’t you lot cut the amount of police officers between 2010-2015?

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@UKbigcat

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@Atlantis252 Well, if you lower your expectations to a savoury rice pudding with two mushrooms in it…

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@sturdyAlex

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@Atlantis252 What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

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@merseyrail Is the Southport to Sandhills line running ok today?

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@LondonEconomic I bet he was prefect in school, grassing everyone up. Horrible little prick him.

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@Atlantis252 I was putting the bin out at 8 and looked up. I thought, it’s happening isn’t it. This is it. They’re coming for us.

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What on earth is this? Flying over my house in Southport.

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@Atlantis252 Yeah, I looked into it a bit and someone mentioned spaceX . Mad isn’t it?! 😂