Chan Wakefield

I am Chan, average man

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

This guy is other-worldly!
MVP en route to HOF

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

This looks like Joe Biden, Barack Obama Bill Clinton, Will Arnett and Sean Hayes are celebrating Jason Bateman’s release from a foreign prison.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Somehow Joe is riddled with dementia and also too amped up and also masterminding a global crime syndicate.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

I am not interested in joining NXIVM but thank you for the pitch, good day.

[Chan Wakefield @ChanWakefield]

My thoughts on Katie Britt's SOU Response:

[Chan Wakefield @ChanWakefield]

@Apple, stop breaking my texting experience. #GetTheMessage
https://t.co/G9o1EAAPW8

[Acyn @Acyn]

Stewart: Wtf are we… They’re on Senate time. Senate time is ridiculous. These motherfuckers live to 200. They’re tortoises.

[Chan Wakefield @ChanWakefield]

https://t.co/m4mr2qbkDa

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

this is every trump bot account

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Incredibly powerful, must-watch moment.

Thank you, @esglaude.

[Randy Marsh 🇺🇸 @Stans_Dad]

Most important thing you’ll hear today

[Chan Wakefield @ChanWakefield]

https://t.co/7CcKIIgnKs

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

REGENERON

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump To Nation: ‘Don’t Let Your Lives Be Dominated By Fear Unless It’s Related To Immigrants’ https://t.co/A7NxUWrPes

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

The. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.

[Chan Wakefield @ChanWakefield]

Best thing about the VP debate #mikepencesfly

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

It's not just that Trump is a bad president. It's that he's a bad person.