Chance

*insert pirate shanty here*

[liltunechi_classics on IG @weezyclassics]

Lil Wayne was asked last minute to fill in for TI at the 2007 VMAs and this is the verse he came up with🐐

[Chance @Chancellor7]

I will never understand why Chinese restaurants are so stingy about handing out shop sticks. They have so little faith in the whites.

[Chance @Chancellor7]

I saw sign that read, “Slow down - That’s the temperature, not the speed limit”
😂🥲 well played TX DOT

[Chance @Chancellor7]

Gave my sister my favorite book (DCC) and she’s audibly laughed out loud three times in the first few minutes. I’ve never been happier.

[Chance @Chancellor7]

Turns out, I’m a big’ol Neil Young fan

[Chance @Chancellor7]

A happy ending to Dungeon Crawler Carl would be Carl giving the system AI one foot job

[SMU Enjoyer (Certified) @SMUHypeMachine]

@DallasTexasTV The collective belief in maintaining a clean environment is something I wish we’d all learn from them.

[Chance @Chancellor7]

Vera Wong’s Unsolicited Advice for Murderers was SO GOOD. It’s funny the whole way through and by the end you’ll wish you had a Chinese auntie.

[Chance @Chancellor7]

PSA: Dungeon Crawler Carl is the most fun book to ever be written

[Chance @Chancellor7]

@mattdinniman please don’t kill my friends 🙏

[Chance @Chancellor7]

Words can not describe how ecstatic I am for DCC book 8, A Parade of Horribles

[Chance @Chancellor7]

@LukaUpdates

[Chance @Chancellor7]

Me trying to flirt:
“Let’s exchange Goodreads, Shawty”

[Chance @Chancellor7]

What bothers me most is that I don’t have any friends on Goodreads

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

So beautiful cat was straight up mesmerized.

[Chance @Chancellor7]

Matt Dinniman wrote, “Spoiler Alert: The Good Guys win…” and I really hope that’s foreshadowing

[Chance @Chancellor7]

In an act of gluttony, I’ve spent the last 25 days consuming this entire series.

[Chance @Chancellor7]

Just started Dungeon Crawler Carl. I was pleased to find out that Donut the cat will be one of the main character + is on the cover of every book.

[Iris West-Allen @model_type_bre]

Brittney Spears daddy every time she posts a video.