Pastor Ben Bryant

The old that is strong does not wither. ~Tolkien 40:31
Unexpected Reformed Baptist preacher, husband, father of 4, Wikipedia (the truth is out there)
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This is one of my favorite posts ever:

On October 4, 1957 the Soviets launched Sputnik
On October 4, 1957 the Americans launched "Leave It To Beaver."

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@subwaysurfers looking for a friend…

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@ATRightMovies Bombs have countdown timers.

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@Geniustechw That is the best click bait engagement farming caption ever. Well done, Gojira.

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@Protestia How is this different than the "directed panspermia" alien theory Francis Crick developed with Leslie Orgel, proposing that Earth was deliberately seeded by an advanced extraterrestrial civilization?

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@TheFigen_ Master Oogway or nothing.

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@Schultz_Report Seahawks

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@xxxxTheKing Dee Snyder on vacation

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@Rainmaker1973 Joe Versus the Volcano

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@TaylinSimmonds Nah… I’m stuck at mediocre because I’m lazy.

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@Thebestfigen Virginia

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@SHoddeMiller The disciples flesh out the process of coming to understand who Jesus is for us. We don’t see that process with Mary, a good, and beautiful standard to be sure, but we must follow John through his missteps and misunderstandings to join her and him at the foot of the cross.

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@WallStreetMav 0/4 of those girl are from 1985.

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@timkmak @NoahCRothman What kind of headline is that? “Make shampoo and fix teeth…”

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@CaitlinPacific This is his third presidential election since owning the paper… we see you.

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Correct answer: Guns. It’s guns.

Better answer: Dick Cheney

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Something’s missing from this pheasant hunt in this video…. Something key.

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#3StoogesVibes

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The part where Vance reached over and goosed Walz was my favorite part of the debate.
#VPDebate2024

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@MixtapeTheology This is still the greatest lyric he ever wrote:

The world can't stand what it can't own
And it can't own You
'Cause You did not have a home

~”You Did Not Have A Home” from the album, “The Jesus Record”, Rich Mullins and a Ragamuffin Band, 1998

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@scott_m_coley @WokePreacherTV This feels like you are creating categories of “less than” or “more than”human.

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@CTmagazine @katherinejlucky Ooooh… hot take!