Chander.M

Gooner Till i die ,Akshay kumar is ♥️♥️♥️Admirer of Gautam Gambhir ♥️♥️♥️ Team Kuldeep Bishnoi

[Mod @CFCMods]

Bookmark this and save this. If Arsenal win a single major trophy next season I’m going to deactivate forever and give someone $500 😂

[sud @0nlySud]

😳🔥 Adult film star Sky Blue revealed that her very first male co-star was Jason Luv from Blacked — and she was completely shocked when she found out.

She admitted she felt scared and intimidated because of how huge he was, and said producers didn't even tell her who she'd be performing with until the very last minute. 😬

🗣️ “They didn’t tell me I was going to perform with Jason until the last minute.”

[Idanssssssss @Nimisioluwa]

I just watched a pornstar’s podcast 😂😂😂.

She said she slept with a guy who had stage 4 cancer because it was his last wish before he died.

They filmed the entire sex and made money from it, which they then used to help pay for his treatment and buy him more time.

One of them said, “I see you used your pussy for goodwill.” 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[Laliga Coverage✍️ @LaligaCoverage]

🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Pérez reportedly plans to complete five more major signings if he wins the election, with the aim of strengthening Real Madrid for next season. 👀🔥

-• R. Calafiori 🇮🇹(£60m or Free 2027)
-• Vitinha 🇵🇹 (£100m or Free…see below

[Aditya bajirao Mishra @aditya_pandit08]

ये है गुड़िया जो कि हिमाचल प्रदेश से हैं और इनको लगता है जिनके पूर्वजो कश्मीरी हिन्दुओ को वहाँ से भगा दिया।उनकी महिलाओ के साथ दुष्कर्म किया वो मोहम्मद मरीद इसका सगा होगा।
आने वाले समय मे हिमाचल से जिस तरह हिन्दू लड़कियां गायब होंगी कि देखने योग्य होगा।
क्योंकि अब इनका निशाना पहाड़ी क्षेत्र हैं।

[MAHIYANK™ @Mahiyank_78]

She is a professional cricketer, and she wasn't fully fit at the time, which is why she conceded two extra runs.

[🙂‍↕️ @vvdijks]

slot lost his job to AI

[smurkio @defonotjas]

they put their body on the line man, i'm never gonna let anyone say a bad word about them i promise u

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Salam Aleikum @CFCMods, there's no need to deactivate but how about the $500? Can we share it for 10 Arsenal fans? I know you're a man of your word.

[पञ्चतन्त्रम् @PunchTantrum]

पत्नी के देश और प्रकृति के अनुरूप ही चुम्बन, काटना, प्रहार आदि करना चाहिए। मध्यदेश की स्त्रियाँ पवित्र क्रीड़ा ही चाहती हैं।

Engage in kissing, biting, striking, etc. acc to wife's region of origin & nature. Women from MadhyaDeśa desire only chaste forms of amorous play.

१/३

[अमरेन्द्र खलबली amrendra khalbali @Khalbaali]

जाटों ने भाजपा को विधानसभा एवं लोकसभा में बुरी तरह से हराया था जबकि राजपूतों ने एकतरफा बीजेपी के लिए वोटिंग की है।

इसके बावजूद भाजपा ने सतीश पूनिया को राज्यसभा भेजा है जबकि कद्दावर राजपूत नेता राजेंद्र राठौड़ तमाम प्रयासों के बावजूद राज्यसभा नहीं पहुंच पाए हैं।

राजस्थान में भाजपा की अगर धुरी कोई समाज रहा है तो वो राजपूत समाज रहा है, लेकिन क्या अब RSS द्वारा राजस्थान बीजेपी में पकड़ बनाने एवं ब्राह्मण मुख्यमंत्री के बाद राजपूतों को बीजेपी में हाशिए पर डाला जा रहा है?

[Sohini M. @Mittermaniac]

Smita Prakash - Have you met Mr. Chidambaram?

Lalit Modi - Of course, I've met Mr. Chidambaram. He used to be my lawyer. What's wrong with you?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Rajesh Exports ke saath toh hamare sahab ka Purana naata hai.

Pic Courtesy ( Prashant Mehta Facebook, Founder Promoter of Rajesh Exports Limited & Rajesh Mehta's Brother).

[Ujjaval Shah @UJJAVALSHAH2]

One ex-President Mumbai BJP was the go-between her n the top duo n arranged relief for her, so much that trial judge of PMLA court New Delhi sarcastically commented on record about the prosecution not opposing her arrest. Now she took 360 degrees turn n refused to co-operate

[Lyker @Wydlyker]

Mia Malkova on Having To Have Surgery
After Sleeping with Mandingo

[The Falling Sweep @thefallingsweep]

Gauri Spratt ran Ricky Ponting out in the 2005 Ashes and turned the series on its head !

[HELL WALA @hellwala]

सुना है इस विजेंदर दहिया को आज कॉकरोच पार्टी का ऑफिशियल प्रवक्ता नियुक्त किया गया है

बधाइयां 💐💐

[Shubh @Vickster469]

Saar … will marry village girl saar … city gaarl very bad saar … too much body count saar

[Bored Bikramjeet @Jabbal_slazi]

You want to know Atul Subhash's biggest sin? He kinkshamed his wife who wanted him to lick her armpits and down there, without her taking a shower first.

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

पक्का कोई बहुत कम उम्र के विधायक या MLC होंगे तभी सरकारी गनर लेके घूम रहे हैं,

वरना सरकार इतनी बेवक़ूफ़ थोड़ी है जो उत्तरप्रदेश पुलिस का एक आरक्षी ऐसे किसी के साथ घूमने दे।

खैर मुझे क्या मैं चला सत्तू पीने!