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the first step is love, the second is mercy

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

This man is throwing 105 mph gas on every tweet

[constans @constans]

Amazing things are happening on X, the everything app

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

oh so now europeans invented going outside. incredible

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Knee, jail is the original Tonya Harding injury report

[ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs @MorlockP]

jet fuel can, it seems, bend steel beams

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[AltSpacium @Willspacefolio]

“An anomaly.”

[Rob Sand @RobSandIA]

@KimReynoldsIA It’s Carhartt, ma’am. Two Ts. 🫡

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Oh the smear campaign is in full effect

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@hjwakerley As much as I want to say Suburban…X5 35 Diesel.

[dominayton @xotwodkyra]

Going to see a professor when you’ve been accused of cheating is not an extra assignment 😭😭

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I promise you want your car to be a little bit percent computer

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@Feral_Fetus What’s the riot model on right?

[KP @NoQuarter_DC]

This is real hoops man top top actor

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

before you waste a lot of time in therapy trying to understand men, consider that Napoleon got volunteers to man a battery position with an almost 100% casualty rate by simply renaming it "the battery of not being a little bitch"

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@WhiteyNorthcutt You’re all too busy moving down here to sit around talking about it.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

I apologize to The Boys, which I once considered over the top