jeff benzos

the first step is love, the second is mercy

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@KamWilliamsFN Rhett Harrelson

[LimeWire @limewire]

jensen huang come work at limewire we don't care who you date just bring the leather jacket

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

republicans when they go to a city:

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@BambonMiau Okay but how was septoplasty recovery because I’ve heard very suboptimal things

[zhopamine @zedchrmsm]

nvidia ceo:

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@itsme_urstruly

[Andrew Schnittker @aschnitt53]

It is North Carolina's world, the rest of you just live in it

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@ieatantz It’s called “Mycoxafloppin”

[goose @friedbananab]

chicken al pastor? i had no idea he was ordained.

[sam pellegrino @eddieredclife]

[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

why tf is starbucks selling braised short rib girlled cheeses...they got yall eating Somebody

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@MinisterBoris @BigDickBarclay If you’re not buying ammo online you’re #ngmi

[redrum @griffisu]

hey dude thanks for matching my exact speed in the left lane after i merged on the freeway that was sick bro have you ever seen an unregistered firearm

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

the ten pound onion bag at costco:

[🐭 🎀 𝒜𝓇𝒹è𝓃 🎀 🐭 @Ard_en6]

My cat ran away and was gone for days, but luckily the building cleaner managed to catch him for me.

[Analytica Camillus @AnalyticaCamil1]

The Japanese after the Americans point out that every Frenchman legally can’t know who their fathers are

[8-Track ✝️ 🇺🇸 @EightTrck]

Got my first deer this morning.
What ammo did I use?
2006 Honda VTX1300

I'm sore

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@Kngsolo305 The real deals are online.

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@ajfalcon411 No, you’re right. I was trying to correct the other guy.

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@francisco9598 @ajfalcon411 Chicken fried steak is a beef dish. It’s steak, fried like chicken.

[jeff benzos @Chandersaur]

@emilyharpist Ruger stopping the production of the RPR is gonna drive prices up but this is batshit for 22mag. I just got a Ruger American in .308 for $399 yesterday.