Chandler

[Chandler @ChandlerBouts]

Her: I want to shower at your place but I don’t have my shampoo or body wash

Me: no worries, just use my stuff!

My stuff:

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@spic3racks @Bruschettanight @Twitter @TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety

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I lost 6 followers since this?? fuck y’all I take it back

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if you told me 11 years ago that i would have 168 followers i would of never believed you. humble and proud. couldn’t of done it without you guys #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@neensaturn Woodys roundup

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@300747382726g @mitchell_5000 fun night

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Roku city was so pretty last night

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@Nevinandrews01 Yesterday was the 10th

[Chandler @ChandlerBouts]

Sometimes I forget that I have a framed tweet in my apartment

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I just watched a building explode out of nowhere in burnside

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@J_Krausie Maybe I wanted Quiznos

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Alright I’ll say it. Gift cards are bullshit. Why tf would I want 25 dollars to one store rather than a clean 25 dollars? Now gotta spend a lil more than 25 or live everyday knowing I got $1.47 on this fucking subway gift card in my wallet that I’ll never get rid of. Over it

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B is just 13 hugging

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If you see me in traffic and my brake lights are flashing it’s cuz I’m playing the drums on my steering wheel and the brake is the kick pedal

[Chandler @ChandlerBouts]

Everytime I order a bagel with cream cheese from tim hortons they always fuck it up and give me cream cheese with a bagel

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Yeah sex is cool and all, but you ever get off work?

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Wishing a BIG happy 2021st birthday to my good buddy time

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If I like a tweet and I go back and see the person promoting a green tea face mask under the same tweet I’m fucking unliking it

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Me at least once a day reading my timeline: