A Pirate Looking at 40

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it". #BarWisdom

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@DosEvil @VinnysCorner1 The undertaker was fat and out of shape. Watching him waddle to the ring was painful. It stayed that way for 20 years. He has no business on a list like this.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@jeremytache I’d much rather have a second pitch clock!

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

lol. Brunson hurt himself flopping. Unless he was faking to further the flop.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@KyleTuckerCBB Hmm. I just saw @roybelly reply to a very similar tweet from a different account. I think the bots have coordinated their message and are after you guys.

[Wrestling News @WrestlingNewsCo]

Jim Cornette tore into the Freedom 250 events on the latest Jim Cornette Experience, taking aim at the collapsing concert series, the UFC's White House card, Dana White, and Donald Trump.

On the fair, Cornette said the goal was to "milk the rubes into thinking that the United States is still not in deep s***."

On the concert lineup falling apart: "They were booked under false pretenses and lied to about who was putting it on. It sounds like a wrestling f***ing fiasco."

On how far it has unraveled: "How bad must this f***ing thing be when Milli Vanilli doesn't want... to be a part of it?" ... "We still get Vanilla Ice and Flo Rida. Oh, this is a disaster."

On Kid Rock: "Every time you see him, looks like somebody vomited American flags on the corpse of Greg Allman."

On the UFC's White House card: "Dana White said he's gonna lose $30 million putting on that fiasco of a fight at the White House."

On Dana White: "He's... joined at the hip with Shitler, but they're going to spend $30 million of company money... to praise Trump's fragile ego and pet him and tickle his taint."

On what White gets for it: "Praise the dictator, and tell him how good he looks, and how much he's done for him, and then he'll give him the $30 million back in... some type of convoluted tax break."

On the card itself: "There's no Conor McGregor, there are no Jon Jones."

On the state of the White House grounds amid construction: "The only thing left is where's the f***ing trailer park?"

#JimCornette #UFC #DanaWhite #Freedom250 #ProWrestling

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@trillydonovan You know about that Sporcle orange?

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@ItMeCoop @dotsonc lol. Like Virginia has ever scored 25.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@ohsethy We saw scary movie last night. But, the movie you saw sold out at our theater and brought in a very weird crowd.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

At least he seems to be playing the racist.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

Now watching a preview for an anti racism movie starring mark wahlberg. Good lord.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

Now watching a preview for an anti racism movie starring mark wahlberg. Good lord.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

Gross.

[Casey @BleedBlueCasey]

Mark Popes daughters put sticky notes over players from last years team that aren’t returning to Kentucky next year. 😂

“It doesn’t matter, he didn’t love [Kentucky] enough to stay”

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

In one hour and ten minutes I’m gonna find out!

[Aimee 🎃 @laimee76]

We are so back.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

Happy pride.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I said to Jaxson, 'how did you think you'd do in women's sports?' He said, 'pretty good, sir.' He didn't know I was joking. You should've seen the size of this guy. Like a male model."

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

Stat of the day @LeBatardShow

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

One of the wildest stats in sports:

This is the 46TH CONSECUTIVE SEASON in which a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has appeared in the Stanley Cup Final.

This year, it's Golden Knights defenseman Rasmus Andersson, who played with Jágr in Calgary in 2017-18.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@ohsethy We’ve got a group planning a watch party outing. Can’t wait to see it!

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

you could’ve just told us

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@StaceyCornette He also does that to me a couple of times per week!

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@dotsonc @stormchasernick That’s their problem, not mine. Get smarter, idiot.

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@_ImJustDamian Why would we talk about a loser?

[A Pirate Looking at 40 @Chandrathan]

@ItMeCoop Kramer needs to grab some girth.