Lisa Chant

Journalist, author, movie buff, avid reader, pop culture junkie, power ballad devotee and travel junkie.

[Lisa Chant @Chantrants]

@sanderlands Well I'm pretty sure Melania is one.

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@NicCarrington Soooo good. I may have broken the pause button ;) But in hindsight would a shirtless lake scene have been too much to ask?

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Hey #crayola how about an Aussie replacement for #daffodil? #smashedavo green for the win! #newcrayoncolors

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Kiwis, the other white meat. #CWC15

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I could grow a crop of hipsters and trim their beards in the time it takes the Kiwis to bowl each ball. #CWC15

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@ohmiso @Pollytics @SaintRPh @jendudley want!!!!

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Got to use the word 'engorged' in a status update today. Great way to end 2014.

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Exactly :) It was cruel of them to mention him and then not follow through. Won't be seeing this one 22 times like TT :) @NicCarrington

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@NicCarrington I thought the same thing! Surely just a little cameo at the end wouldn't have been too much to ask?????

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@_MattJ Done and done :)

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@_MattJ Sorry for MIA! Send me your email address and I'll sort out a freebie. I'd like to say it will change your world, but well...

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@Gawker Forget Sharknado 2 and think Shark Ass. #Free today on #Amazon. Because there can never be too many sharks!
http://t.co/sgp6F6GFGg

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My novelette Shark Ass is free today on Amazon. Is it too ambitious to wonder if @thebookclubABC would check it out?

http://t.co/sgp6F6GFGg

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How about a #freebook? Namely my twisted b-grade-movie-monster-type novelette Shark Ass. #free on Amazon today....

http://t.co/sgp6F6GFGg

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So sad someone still has to be brave about their sexuality in this day and age. But Thorpie was that and much more. Beautiful. #ianthorpe

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I think it should be mandatory for all pets with three legs to be called Tripod.

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Now bogans have ruined 'heaven' by spelling it backwards to name their kids, I predict they will next turn to 'crystal', aka latsyrc.

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What is the world coming to when a six is marked by celebratory trampolining? #cricket #cricketfail

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If I performed as poorly at work as our vending machine, I would be fired. #desperateforchocolate