Chandler Cinnamon Beard White

Been sweated on by Gerard Way, Claudio Sanchez, and Ville Valo. #1 pet peeve: When motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

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What is this device next to Eric the P.A.?!? @ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman heck I'm sure @PFTompkins and @laurenlapkus have had to walk past this thing 50 times.
@reggiewatts @alyankovic I need answers!

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@Weerd_Science

I'm watching this badass Friday the 13th marathon in honor of you today! They're currently on 2 again in the rotation

https://t.co/uNOYSORYQ8

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@MrsSOsbourne @goldenvoice You are the single most annoying human on this planet. You married a rockstar so I’m supposed to give a fuck what you think? I don’t see you bitching about Green Day filling their set with politics. But you are probably MAGA even though you’re not from America. Sit down dumbass🖕🏼

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@48StatesAway Oh man I'm so pumped for you guys! Got a merch store online?

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@shivon Oh so you’re one of the dumb bitches wholeheartedly giving that dumb bitch what he wants!

Rot in hell❤️

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@BigGrandeTweets

Do I qualify for Old Slob status if I just started season 9?

If it helps I know that i have real hair that grows long if I let it, I Dont work at burger king (never have never will)
Also I'm normal now and shit...

We've been recording this whole time
KICK IT!

[Chandler Cinnamon Beard White @Chanzilla2000]

This seems like a fine time to wander off
Shit ain't getting better

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@BigGrandeTweets
Been binging The Teacher’s lounge since the first 9 seasons became free. I can’t wait to be caught up and will absolutely be hoping over that paywall when I do!

#StayFlippy

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This will probably me my last post on twitter

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@midosommar Hey dipshit “fan posters have been around for as long as movies have existed” is unequivocal false. I dare you to find a fan created poster from any era before the 70’s and I’ll eat my foot

You never meant to but you did cause harm and now you’re proving to be stupid as well

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@TheSimpsons

I turned 36 this year and you are my favorite thing. I don’t mean favorite show, I mean favorite thing.

You just emotionally wrecked me.

I love you for it!

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@blaqkaudio Black-Ink style?

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I know I'm old now that all the local news anchors I grew up with are gone

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@jessmargera I will never stop laughing at this.

Forever the greatest Jess!

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@Coheed
We all need "The Fiction Will See The Real II"

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@Justin__NC @IJasonAlexander Hire me!

[Andy “Brak & other things” Merrill 🪷 💙 @amerrill2]

For the 30th anniversary of SGC2C, here is a special song.

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@MikeReissWriter Hire me for anything on The Simpsons. I bleed yellow

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@MatthewAmmons Oh that dude was always lame

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@Nevixd @equalvision @That1FrenchGuy @Coheed @merchnow What is a VCer?

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@MatthewAmmons Yakko W. Dot