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trying to stay alive
trying not to burn the bread

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[name cannot be wank @ChaoticDynamo]

Maybe scheduling my oldest daughter's senior pictures so close to my youngest daughter's birthday was a mistake because my sentimental mom self is LOSING IT. Cap and gown going on almost killed me 🤣🤣🤣

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Got a new tattoo. 🥰🥰
I've included a very helpful, very scientific chart depicting pain levels during the process.

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Finished season 2 of Foundation....I think I've been crying for about 2 hours straight at this point 😂😂😂

[name cannot be wank @ChaoticDynamo]

Jared Harris as Anderson Dawes in The Expanse really fuckin does it for me.

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I thought I was as much of a hound as I could be, but mid-thirties ovulation has shown me that the hound reservoir is much deeper than I thought 🤣🤣🤣🤣 holy shit

[name cannot be wank @ChaoticDynamo]

He got a creeper robe for his birthday so now this keeps happening 🤣 lil nerd

[name cannot be wank @ChaoticDynamo]

I love my new dentist office. I show up, we talk about anime, they hand me the Roku remote , and then they baby me through dental procedures 🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰

[name cannot be wank @ChaoticDynamo]

It's time
I'm busting out the overpants
Fucking freezing my legs off the last two nights riding home.

[name cannot be wank @ChaoticDynamo]

My Doctor : "So, how has your stress level been lately? You managing it well?"
Me : "Yup!" *gives myself 5 piercings as soon as I get home from work* "Doin great!"

[name cannot be wank @ChaoticDynamo]

Having a motorcycle has made me stupid.
Like, why am I excited about a new fuel cap? 😂😂😂😂😂
#butIamexcited #itsasupercoolfuelcap

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@historygeek90 Great thing about first Halloweens is that it lasts for 2 seconds cuz they can't eat any of the splendor 😂😂😂 put that bowl out front for trick or treaters and save the realm gorl 😂😂😂😂😂

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Having my obligatory bi-weekly "can't stand the way I fucking look" day(s) and it's making my will to live QUITE SMALL
Off to work I go

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@historygeek90 As they lay next to you 😂😂😂
Now you just do it from another room 😂😂

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@historygeek90 Wooooooooo. Awesooooome. It's the next stage up from obsessively checking the rise and fall of their lil newborn chest 😁😁😁

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Fun

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Ummm
Motorcycle = fun as hell 🥳🥳🥳

[name cannot be wank @ChaoticDynamo]

We knew the cat ears were going on the helmet, right? That's 60% of the reason I got my license😂😂😂

[name cannot be wank @ChaoticDynamo]

Little bit of advice..
Just a lil bit o' wisdom from me to you
Don't get your pussy ate in the shower.
I almost died.
😂😂😂😂

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@historygeek90 Wooooo you rock. It's crazy but you got this.
I went for a promotion at work and got it and
Got my motorcycle license, and my first bike 👍👍👍