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Like to go places and do stuff, bit of a polymath. 90% water, 96% Chimp, 3rd rock from the Sun. Images©

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@loosecollie Kids with no value of the money that has been given to them on a trip. They will happily spend £25 on a phone charger wire they’ve left behind at home instead of sharing on the bus , and by a burger with the rest of the £50 mum scraped for them to have a nice day at Alton towers.

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@MorEdge_Insight When it was first designed it was going to be a hair dryer

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@ListerLawrence Turns out Q branch didn’t fit the Aston Martin with the same gadgets as the Lotus for Bond.

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@uncanny_eli Reminds me of the Father Ted episode where one of the priests had memorabilia collection that only had “German stuff”.

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@Timoldland It’s crazy. Super low miles in the Seneca blue are basically free. 🤣

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@BBC_TopGear Just about as bad as a Mondial, but I’d still rather own the Mondial.

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@AutoPap Somebody’s mum in Japan: “we’ve got a Porsche at home”

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@GeoffBuysCars Lot to be said for cheap motoring. My daily is a £700 fiesta I bought from an uncle not to run up the miles on my toy. It has only cost me 2 tyres and 2 Mot tests. No monthly anything.

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@OLLIE50795248 @BBCWalesNews True enough. Best wishes.

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@BBCWalesNews @OLLIE50795248 based on their micro-entity data at Companies turnover estimates in a busy seaside town £300k -£500k. Net profit of £35-£80k: so not to shabby.

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@BBCWalesNews Protecting his staff by taking jobs away. Maybe cut profits and lower prices. Would be interesting to see the company accounts and the poverty or luxury lifestyle of the owner.

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@GJMarshy Historical legacy. Chimneys and westerly winds. Same across every town in the UK.

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@LUDENClassics Saving the planet one step at a time. 🤣

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@20th_Centurygal

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@RealPostFolder 🤣 My church was built in 1189AD, still going strong. https://t.co/dhwoqaFNzh

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@Be_Believing Almost broke his joggers too.

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@DanWalesReform Where do you live? Where were you raised exactly. I don’t remember you in my school.

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@Timoldland Agreed. Don’t get this whole black pack trend of black mirrors and wheels too. That used to be base model poverty spec on Fords etc back in the day.

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@de_havas Don’t forget to check the roof drains. Nice colour 😉

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@AutoPap Crazy: Same in a Defender with that stupid box on the side.