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[chapen riley @ChapenR]

@Simpboyz

[Preeminent Bag Mule @DatBoyCanGolf69]

If I’m on his bag he’s taking a 6 iron, Ted Scott is a terrible caddie and Scottie should fire him yesterday and hire me. I’m twice the price but you’ll get three times the caddie

[Trad West @trad_west_]

In-N-Out owner refuses to remove Bible Verses from their items despite backlash.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[ProShopGuy @snakeollbroker]

Dat bih gah

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

At some point in time the Democrats may finally realize that play-acting as a straight white man with a normal testosterone level is not the same thing as actually being a straight white man with a normal testosterone level, and all straight white man with a normal testosterone level are instantly able to tell the difference.

[Trekeitheon Mitchell @trekeitheon]

Downloading Scottie’s short game the day before my $50 muni money match.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

“Designed my new irons based on my swing” 😆

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids

[The Timeless Traveler @TimelessTrvlr]

There was a 40 year period in history when samurai, pirates, and cowboys all technically existed at the same time.

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Life without HR at your company.

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

“nobody told me this” and it’s literally the first thing you learn in Lays tricks class

[Magills @magills_]

Gen Z won’t even write a budget they just order a $28 burrito and look at you like this

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian.

CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!”

The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC.

2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians.

Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job".

MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Thankfully Jeffrey Epstein never made any racist jokes the night he had dinner with Chelsea Handler

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

The Supreme Court should not be “balanced” or seek to give wins to “both sides.”

Its job is to correctly interpret the law. If one side keeps advancing interpretations of the law that are incorrect, they should lose more often.

[Mikey V. @BeardownCuz]

He thinks he, “figured something out”. Now have him quad-bogey that par 3.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[The Moderate Case @TheModerateCase]

Hillary didn’t ‘beat’ Trump. There is no national popular vote for President. We hold 50 separate state elections. The Electoral College was deliberately designed by the Founders TO STOP a handful of big cities/coasts from ruling the rest of the country.

We’re a constitutional republic, not a pure democracy, exactly to avoid tyranny of the majority.

People who don’t understand that are precisely why we still need it. Idiots.

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Respect to those dudes that played before the minorities could play but pujols is the best ever. Not even a question