Beck Chapman

Just a Dad who loves God, my wife, kids, and anything humorous. RN in the Emergency Room, DIYer by necessity, and wannabe runner.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

It must suck to have to pretend to be mad at this

[Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ]

🚨Mark Carney asks Elon Musk to invest in Canada. 😂🇨🇦

This may be the most brutal summary of the Canadian economy yet.🤔

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Mark Carney has been wrong about every major economic question of our time.

- He predicted COVID would cause deflation
- He supported carbon taxes
- His Net-Zero Alliance is now bankrupt and shut down
- He wrote we should keep 50% of our oil in the ground
- He opposed the Northern Gateway Pipeline

He is an expert at making exactly the wrong call every single time.

[Beck Chapman @ChapmanBeck]

Hatching Eggs https://t.co/txpWLsavVO

[UltwpnX @UltwpnX]

@TMZ Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down and she did.

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

Witness how effective mainstream media propaganda can be against a population.

[Beck Chapman @ChapmanBeck]

Psalm 119:37 ESV
[37] Turn my eyes from looking at worthless things; and give me life in your ways.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

@MarkJCarney Nobody cares what Canada thinks about the Middle East

[The National Roast @NationalRoast]

OUT OF NOWHERE!
**Pretends to be shocked**

[Tony Greco @TonyGrecoTG]

I sat down with my good friend @PierrePoilievre to talk about the connection between physical strength and mental resilience.

How training your body trains your mind. Why showing up when it's hard is what actually matters. And how he makes time with one of the busiest schedules

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

Frank Caputo showed more courage in 8 minutes than the entire Liberal bench has in 10yrs

Frank absolutely crushed it
This is real leadership looks like no scripts, just truth from the❤️

🇨🇦 needs more of this
Protecting children should be our #1 priority

[Riley. @yybq58dkmb]

@LauraBabcock Again slobcock

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

My take on the Carney–Smith MOU 👇

After a decade of attacking the oil & gas industry, we finally get a cookie crumb of progress.

Danielle Smith deserves full credit without her relentless push, we wouldn’t even have that crumb. She’s negotiating on behalf of a province, while Carney’s been fighting against one.

And yet… here we are.
A Liberal Prime Minister actually considering lifting a 50-year tanker ban.
That’s historic.

It proves that when an economy collapses, even the left will compromise to survive.

But let’s be clear this deal is loaded with hurdles and conditions. It’s more framework than future. We’re still years away (2029, if we’re lucky) from shovels in the ground.

Carney will still make a fortune from this through his financial interests in carbon capture. That’s unacceptable. If he wants to lead this country with integrity, he must sell everything and turn it to cash.

This plan might be a step forward but it’s not prosperity. It’s managed decline with a marketing team.

If Canadians want real growth, real jobs, and real independence, we need a Conservative-led government to cut the red tape, unleash energy, and rebuild our wealth.

Until then, we’ll take this tiny flicker of light.

🇨🇦 Good job, Danielle Smith for forcing the door open when everyone else was trying to weld it shut. This is what real leadership looks like.

[Beck Chapman @ChapmanBeck]

Isn't like 18m or something?

[bk @_bkuh_]

Without looking it up, please send me your guess as to what the blue jays are paying Anthony Santander in 2026

[bk @_bkuh_]

Without looking it up, please send me your guess as to what the blue jays are paying Anthony Santander in 2026

[SleeperBlueJays @SleeperBlueJays]

Fielding stats w/ranks among players at the same position in the AL:

Ernie Clement (UTL):

DRS - 22 (1st in MLB)
OAA - 15 (2nd)
FRV - 10 (2nd)

Andres Gimenez (2B):

DRS - 9 (1st)
OAA - 10 (1st)
FRV - 7 (1st)

Alejandro Kirk (C):

DRS - 9 (2nd)
FRV - 22 (1st)

Zero Gold Gloves.

[Kirk Lubimov @KirkLubimov]

Pierre Poilievre NAILS IT!

"The monsters who look at this material create a profit motive for literally hundreds of kids to be tortured and humiliated in videos that may circulate for the rest of their lives. They will never recover from this trauma."

EXACTLY, and;

"I will use the notwithstanding clause, and I will bring mandatory prison sentences for users of child pn that are far higher than the ones that were already in place.

I'm more worried about the Charter Rights of our children than I'm about these perverts and pedos."

Hear Hear 🔥

[Danielle Smith @ABDanielleSmith]

This decision is outrageous.

The possession of child pornography is a heinous crime, and even a one-year minimum sentence is already far too lenient.

We call on the Federal Government to immediately invoke the Constitution’s notwithstanding clause to overturn this ruling and ensure the protection of our children.

Read more: https://t.co/JzmdbPv7pc

[Kevin Pacitti 🇨🇦🇮🇹🇬🇧 @kpac_15]

The 5 judges that voted to strike it down are all Trudeau appointed.

The 4 judges that voted for mandatory minimums are all Harper appointed.

Well that sure as hell sums it up doesn’t it. Sickos.

[Ron Butler @ronmortgageguy]

Only In Canada Does The Supreme Court Worry About Fairness For Child Porn Dealers

If you don't think we have a BIG PROBLEM with Judges in Canada you aren't paying attention

Supremes think Minimum Sentence requirements for Child Porn Criminals are unfair
https://t.co/8LnJCcTA1j