Chapstick10495

Feng Shui is nine tenths of the law.

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

Shout out to the Babylonians for inventing soap.

🤜 🧼

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[STARS @STARSambulance]

STAR-7 (Winnipeg) has been dispatched for a scene call emergency in the Beausejour, MB area.

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

@WestJet Flying Tues, a leg of my trip was orig on a Max 8. Called many times, tried the WestJet chat feature. 3+ hrs, no response.
Want to know if I need to reschedule, advise employers of a later return, extend pet care etc. A response as to how to proceed would be appreciated

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

Proud to be the 2,743rd 😎 on @BackerKit for Plexus Wheel+ | The World's Simplest Back Pain Relief. Thanks @Plexuswheel https://t.co/Kix40Id0Xh

[CTV News Winnipeg @ctvwinnipeg]

Motorcyclist critically injured following crash https://t.co/QxDZhA3x6q

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

lololol https://t.co/pqV1QaBZPF

[The MilanTooner @TheMilanTooner]

you haven't experienced life until you've seen Muppet outtakes

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

YAASSSSS!!! https://t.co/Al6aXZEtqo

[LWBIN_UM @LWBIN_UM]

so sad I wasn't there! https://t.co/KL7DUVlo6o

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

Welcome to @BellMTSPlace, @ChrissyMetz! 🎉 https://t.co/ZW2Vujn3uY

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

Beausejour. I can smell your poop 💩 y’all need to see a doctor.

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

@LisaDyckpdq ❤️❤️❤️

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

@LisaDyckpdq Thank you!!! Damn I’m like never on twitter and didn’t see this!

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

@halanderson hearing about this ikea challenge brought back memories of Ikea Heights the 2009 melodrama filmed in ikea without their knowledge or permission. Pure comedic genius! https://t.co/rFIMSXu7pQ

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

@LisaDyckpdq It was absolutely golden.

[Adam Kaiser @akaiser]

My roommate is the emergency backup goalie for the @NYRangers and this is the jersey they stick him with 😂

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

@TheSocialCTV as long as the mom is claiming the “rental income” when she files her income tax and not falsifying information on her return lol

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

A stable genius: does not gamble with the stability of a nation; does not rant against different opinions; does not threaten the world with the size of his “button”; does not put his interests before the nation’s interests; and more importantly, doesn’t brag about his geniality.

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

@BulwarkCider Cant wait for mine to arrive here in manitoba!!!

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

The alphabet scares me

“A bee sea?”

No thank you I’ll just stop you right there

[Chapstick10495 @Chapstick10495]

@LisaDyckpdq It’s literal. Let’s put the Disney font on a jacket. “DISNEY FONT”. This is the outerwear equivalent to cake wrecks!