Chapter Two is Missing

At bookstores now! Also at bookstores in the future, probably, so why rush?

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@LaChawnSmith @YouTube Thanks, Mr. P! You sound just like me!

Your pal,

Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@AnnabananaMonty Thanks, Citizen Anna! Please let me know if you see it anywhere. I am stuck at home and I've looked under my pillow like, ten times.

Your pal,
Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@ChadMcPhoto Dear Citizen Abe and Citizen June,

Great work! I'll try that out as soon as I find a mirror. I think whoever took Chapter Two took my mirror too!

Your pal,
Det. I. McGarrigan (45)
C2PD

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@stephcaro Where??? I can't find it anywhere!

Det. I McGarrigan
C2PD

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@deanerb15 Dear Citizen Brian,

Please ask your daughter to whisper the answer to me. I'm stumped! My current theory is that Chapter Two has amnesia and is in another book right now. If you see a book with two Chapter Twos, let me know.

Yr pal,
Det. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@susanlu Dear Citizen Susan,

While I agree that it is bad to be not nice, it is not a CRIME. Stealing Chapter Two is illegal in almost three states! It is my duty to bring Milo to justice.

Your pal,
Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@RachelBLevinson Dear Citizen Rachel,

I don't know! I've looked EVERYWHERE! Except the back of the book because I guy I know looked there and he said it wasn't there.

Your pal,
Det. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@AtiraWood Dear Friends in Citizen Wood's Class,

You are forgiven! I think it was smart of you to consider every possibility.

Yr pal,
Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@AtiraWood Dear Citizen Wood and young Citizens of P.S. 65,

You thought I stole it??? That is some very creative crime-solving! But I think you're right about it being Milo. In some ways I don't blame him. Being rude is an even bigger crime than stealing.

Yr pal,
Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@DramawithMrsCW @HaymarketCubs Dear Citizens,

Good Work! I told Space President Emmy Sue you were fans and she said you should visit her next time you're on Jupiter.

Your pal,
Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@DramawithMrsCW @HaymarketCubs @DJCarter5563 Dear Young Citizens,

Are you okay???Do you need me to send pillows and blankets? That doesn't look like a comfortable place to nap.

Your pal,

Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@eric_elek_runs Dear Citizen,

Thanks! I don't have a mirror but I have a comb, so I can keep my hair neat. Is that enough?

Yr pal,
Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@DramawithMrsCW @HaymarketCubs @scottlbaldwin Dear Citizen Kids and Citizen Pregnall,

There is no way I can hit the Woah like those guys! When I hit the Woah, the Woah hits back! Happy Throwback Thursday (or Thursback Throwday, as they say in Australia).

Yr pal,
Det. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@amyhale40 @DramawithMrsCW @HaymarketCubs They can write to me any time! It's lonely being a detective.

Yrs,
Det. McGarrigan

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@DramawithMrsCW @amyhale40 @HaymarketCubs Dear Brilliant Young Citizens and Citizen Costume Teacher and Citizen Hale,

Wow! I bet you'll find Chapter Two right away with so many fine detectives on the case. I especially like the looks of the Citizen holding the magnifying glass. Great style!

Your pal,
Det. McGarrigan

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@smithsmm @JoshLieb9 @bearskinrug @MrEFinch @f33lthesun @PaulWat5 @one_to_read @Misterbodd @LTeacher123 @sam_creighton Thanks Citizen Simon! You are also utterly bonkers, in every sense.

Your pal,

Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD

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What a well-dressed group of Young Citizens! I am flattered you picked such a cool girl to play me! Thanks and Happy Valentines!
Yr pal
Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD
@tessameischeid @caseyrmcintyre

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@ChapterTwoBook, we are still looking for the missing Chapter 2... we are acting out your story in drama class! but in the meantime... Happy Valentine’s Day from Mrs. Gruber’s class! @HaymarketCubs ❤️💕💞💓💗💖💘🕵️‍♂️🕵️

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@Chinikun Thanks, @Chinikun! I went to school with a guy named Fred @Chinikun. Are you related?

Yr pal,
Det. I. McGarrigan
C2PD

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@sarahmaclean Dear Citizen V,

I don't think it's in the back of the book, because Milo looked there and he said it wasn't there. Are you sure it's not in the back of a different book?

Your pal,
Det. I. McGarrigan (age 35)
C2PD

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@willbardwell I don't understand this message at all! Does that make me du b? Maybe! But thanks for wishing me luck.