I was not meant for a 9-5 I was meant to inherit my grandfather’s overgrown farm, date 8 townsfolk at the same time, fight bats in the local mines, and look for the mayor’s lost underpants while sabotaging the local capitalist’s evil corporation 😔
That scene in the new Kardashians episode where Mario was crying & telling Kim how proud he was during the whole SNL thing was just so pure & precious.