charles musyoka

I fear God...Gor fan...Raila follower..family first

[Acholi godddd @Acholi_godddd]

Moslem men are shameless bro🤦

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Bwana walisema huku Homabay ndio kuna shiny things kumbe ni ukora tu…dust is constant

[Black_Melanin🥰 @itz_taser]

The only thing some women know how to reciprocate is immor@l behaviors, but when it comes to paying bills and buying things, reciprocity disappears.

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

And finally, SHAFFIE WERU has been VINDICATED !!!!

[Prince Mwiti #Cfc @princemwitiii]

Fuck Russian guy Aliteka Hadi cuzooo yangu ? 😳😳😳Waaah na venye hauringa

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

But seriously, how are these two beef different?

[charles musyoka @CharelMusyoka]

@georgenjoroge_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

DEAR MEN,

If you are married, and your wife goes to the gym but you don't, I have to tell you something. At the end of the gym session, there is something some gyms call "warm down", while others simply call it "stretch".

Your wife will lie on the ground facing up, her arms spread in surrender, while the gym instructor stands between her legs.

He will then take one of her legs and streeeeeeetch it to the extreme end until she unleashes some sound that I can guarantee you has nothing to do with pain. He will then do the same to the other leg.

He will proceed to hold various parts of her anatomy and push and pull them widely like he paid dowry for her.

Then he will grab both legs together and push them towards her head, making her have this pose taken straight out of Satan's adultery guidebook.

She will make that sound again!

You need to see what these women wear to the gym to understand this pose.

The institution of marriage is being burnt alive in these gyms.

When done, in a voice your wife has never used when talking to you, she will say goodbye to him and assure him that "kesho tutafanya ile ingine". She will have a genuine smile and his fisi enzymes will be at their most aggressive.

As an elder, I must warn you that gym instructors are replacing us!

We either go to the gym with these ladies or ban gym visits altogether.

Don't say the servant of the Lord didn't warn you! #MasculinitySaturday

[charles musyoka @CharelMusyoka]

@bakhita_esther 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This Gender Wacha tuu checki huyoo venye anageuza macho😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄wimen🤐🤐🤐🤐

[KYK 🇰🇪 @kijanayakabras]

Wuehh! Yani, the Russian man had like ten women at once in the same room??" Fear Kenyan women manze…

[charles musyoka @CharelMusyoka]

@sholard_mancity @beyondbs2

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Malaya naona their biggest issue ni kukua recorded,not how they gave themselves up so easily🤣

[charles musyoka @CharelMusyoka]

@I_am_sucrose @BoboWamboiKuria 🤣🤣🤣

[charles musyoka @CharelMusyoka]

@bakhita_esther @Mercymasai3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Babu Owino @HEBabuOwino]

There is no economic value in a Dead Body.
There is no property in a dead body.
Stop harassing dead bodies and give respect to bereaving Families.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Following yesterday’s events, i have been overwhelmed by the messages of support and encouragement. I will speak to the press this morning to address some of your concerns. Ahsanteni sana. God bless.

[charles musyoka @CharelMusyoka]

@DeMarkoxh @BD_Africa Every thing going digital
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[charles musyoka @CharelMusyoka]

@Collins70815124 @CarolRadull 😆😆

[charles musyoka @CharelMusyoka]

@CarolRadull @EliudOwalo
@owalo foundation pliz support Odhiambo

[charles musyoka @CharelMusyoka]

@CarolRadull @MozzartSportKe pliz consider this talented Draughts player