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[the taint modern @mssingnoah]

max WHO

[JB @jb2forty]

He shook the mcchicken and he knew bro. He can identify burgers purely based aerodynamics. This isn’t a laughing matter

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

No message is as powerful as one of the lads saying “just seen your mate”. Could mean anything. Someone who punched you 8 years ago? An ex’s new boyfriend? A known local nonce? All possibilities. But what you do know is, it’s going to be a direct hit & everyone is laughing at you

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

need wings for what? them mfs can’t even fly

[Dawggy @SixKeeHH]

Shit fucked up right now E

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

The Prime Minister is Indian and you think ‘go back to your own country’ holds any weight anymore? This is our country rude boy. Jai ho 🇮🇳♥️

[★ @hausvonshakur]

Bro pulled up in that kim jong-un

[Tilted @Tilthescreen]

LoooooOorjwjskfkakjtiwi, nah man people are ridiculous

[Callum @CallumCFC_]

His brother looks like a version of him that’s come back in time to prevent the apocalypse

[Tilted @Tilthescreen]

Me personally? I’m fighting back, but I’m built different 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Gillian Joseph @skygillian]

My daughter to me, before going back to University. She cracks me up. I can’t stop laughing. 🤣😂😂

[Fellowship @fellowshiptrust]

Humans at their best 🫡📸❤️

[UpHype Shop @uphypeshop]

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

it simply cannot be overstated how fucking good this movie is

[through @frewbot]

Please. Standardise tupperware

[Elainebabey @elainebabey]

Welcome to harlesden!

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

the dude next to me on the plane just absolutely rawdogged this entire flight… he got on a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to europe in jeans, no headphones, no book, no neck pillow, literally just a paper cup of coffee without a lid like sir are you ok

[Jim Waterson @jimwaterson]

Rooney's lawyer claims WhatsApp messages that would show the leaking of stories to the Sun are on a phone dropped off the side of a boat. He says it is now "lying at the bottom of sea in Davy Jones' locker".

Vardy asks the court: "Who is Davy Jones?"

The judge intervenes.