Charlotte

27. Primary School Teacher. Always be a little kinder than necessary

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Honestly, you choose, I don’t mind, I’m easy” - Translation: I’m regularly quietly disappointed.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Warning: it’s going to be very Monday today. All kettles on standby.

[Em Sheldon @emshelx]

Looks like we’ll have to actually speak to people tonight… or just run to Twitter. #InstagramDown #WhatsappDown

[Hollie Baxter @hollie_baxter1]

Having a baby with the right person is more important than having a baby before 30.

[Niall Horan @NiallOfficial]

It’s happening

[Furness Police @furnesspolice]

PARENTS- Do you know where your teenage kids are? We are in national lock down!!! Officers should not have to break up “a gathering” at Hawcoat Park sports field. Do your bit!!!

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Greg James @gregjames]

This person thought all the callers on my show were actors 😐

[lucy @queerarchlvst]

Parents who put their kids in those tiny all in one snow suits are doing more for my mental health than the conservative government

[Charlotte @CharlCannon]

@martinclarke84 @danni_largz

[Charlotte @CharlCannon]

@TopshopHelp hi I emailed about returning a second item of clothing and having proof of postage but I have still not been notified that you have recieved it. I emailed on weds and I sent the parcel on the 5th May. Can some one advise me on what to do please 😀

[Charlotte @CharlCannon]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp Hey, I returned a parcel and I've just received an email to say you have it and have refunded me... But only for 2 out of the 3 items? I don't understand...

[martin clarke @martinclarke84]

😂😂😂 over a million views on Facebook so I thought I’d share on here

[Charlotte @CharlCannon]

@gigsandtours how do I go about getting a refund for a gig that has been rearranged and I can't go to the new date...

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Rite sick of pleading begging etc no more olive branches I DEMAND an oasis reunion after this is all over all money going to NHS c’mon you know As we were LG x

[Cumbria County Council @CumbriaCC]

Are you a staff member in the NHS, social care or emergency services who does not have childcare available from next week?

Fill in our 👉 Coronavirus Essential Workforce - Childcare Survey now at > https://t.co/pYKSyOpOie #Cumbria

[Charlotte @CharlCannon]

@PhotoBox_Help hi can someone help, I was meant to have some save the dates arriving on the 11th and I've heard nothing 😭. They were dispatched on the 6th

[Charlotte @CharlCannon]

@britishhessa Oh my days 😍 I love this. Thank you x

[Charlotte @CharlCannon]

@britishhessa @britishhessa pls can you tell me if they end up together. I can't cope or wait till the end of the last book 😭😭😭