Charlotte Wilson

“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.” 🍻

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I am going to die before I see the the human race destroyed by global warming, floods, famine, war, pestilence and disease. Bitter sweet.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

bless ur 2 year olds heart but i need to be a slut sometimes sir

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

There are two rules in life:

1) Never give out all the information.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Speaking as a ginger second royal son whose first marriage was to a foreign wife, this is far from over.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I bet this guy looks at new houses and thinks carpenters had a lot of free time this year

[Benjamin Perry @FaithfullyBP]

People say racist folks need to go to church like that isn’t where they learned it.

[Charlotte Wilson @Charl_Wilson]

Incred

[clare @whateverclare]

Omg I’ve missed this Gif

[Michael Tubbs @MichaelDTubbs]

We should all be alarmed that some of the domestic terrorist looter-thugs, were former military or former law enforcement.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

BREAKING - Dark Ages concerned that America damaging brand of the Dark Ages

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Lara Badger @LaraBadger1]

Anton Ferdinand is the type of man who sits there worrying that he had something to do with his mums death and John Terry is the type of man who will put on his kit to collect a cup in a match he couldn’t play in.... #AntonFerdinand

[Charlotte Wilson @Charl_Wilson]

@simmab72 @Shell_UKLtd @Shell Yeahhhh it’s Katie...and her Dad! She works for @ShellEnergyHome 😂

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So Donald Trump Jr. has tested positive for coronavirus, at least now we know that cocaine doesn't make you immune from the virus.

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Marcus Rashford can do whatever he wants with his money, I'd like more questions asked about what the Government is doing with our money which seems in no small part to be lining the pockets of their mates.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Let’s remember that tens of millions of people voted for the status quo, even when it meant supporting lies, hate, chaos, and division. We’ve got a lot of work to do to reach out to these folks in the years ahead and connect with them on what unites us.

[Charlotte Wilson @Charl_Wilson]

My god this entire thread is just glorious #fourseasonslandscaping

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[🇺🇦Matthew Lewis🇺🇦 @Mattdavelewis]

"Please don’t be too nice. Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head you know, the way you put their hand over their head... You can take the hand away, OK?”

[Charlotte Wilson @Charl_Wilson]

This is the guy who literally got tricked by Borat a few weeks ago whilst trying to solicit a minor, right? #Election2020

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

is this rhetorical?