🎭Inari Kitsui🦊

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

❞˙ʎlʇɔǝɟɹǝd ǝɯ ʍouʞ ʎpɐǝɹlɐ noʎ suɐǝɯ 'ǝɯ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥ⊥❝

{MDNI | OpenDMs | Mature Writer}

~Rt?

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[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@CORNEDUBELIER +Of the sword, getting a nice grip before pulling it down slowly.

"For what, might I ask?"

He was more than qualified to be arrested, he just wanted to have someone regail him, with his own deeds.

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@CORNEDUBELIER Inari just sort of... Stares at the sword to his chest...

Pressed against him...a terrible position, not for him, but for someone to hold a sword, it was basically just a spike from this angle...

No way to apply proper force.

"Under arrest huh?"

He pinches the tip+

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@feelwithcare You know, he's actually been a maid a few times.

He could probably do it passibly.

W-wait why was he offering to do something for free!? Uh... Quick! Think of a cover payment!

"I mean... I'd still need board or something... Even if it's just a palette."

Saved.

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

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[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

"I will officially be giving up on my life of crime and cooperating with the authorities from now on.

You see, i just realized,I never knew my father. So I'd obviously make a better cop."

,He said the entire thing with the cadence of "Na-Na Na-Na boo-Boo"

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@M0THERLYS

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@themilfofmilfs Well I mean...

It's more attention than he gets currently...

Even if it's a bit unconventional.

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@UPH0LDTHELAW Taser can cause permanent organ damage, mess up your nerves, your brain.

Most bullet wounds can be healed up in time unless they destroy it completely.

Which is pretty hard to do unless you peg the spine.

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@PlNKTASER Them napping in the middle of the place

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@PlNKTASER ... This is a difficult conundrum.

What if...

They just lay down in the street and let people just fucking deal with it?

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@UPH0LDTHELAW I mean...

The permanent damage is also a lot higher.

As someone who's been hit by both, Inari can attest that most of the time, the bullet wounds heal faster.

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@PlNKTASER ... Mission accomplished, pretty sure she can just go home.

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@UPH0LDTHELAW It's literally two balls on a string

And the point is to NOT kill them.

And before she says it, tasers STILL kill people.

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@PlNKTASER ... Well I mean, she should technically be doing her job just because he's present.

So if she's not doing it NOW why start?

What does she WANT to do then?

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@UPH0LDTHELAW It's um...

It's like two balls on a string.

You spin them and throw them. And the momentum from the balls ties the string around a person...

It's used to capture fleeing targets...

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

@BAITING_DEVILS "don't be swayed...

There are other... Softer things out there!"

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

How kind!

He'll gladly find his way over there right away!

He was actually considering giving the place a look over...

Not because they caught his attention or anything!

He would never...

[『 𝑳͟𝑶͟𝑽͟𝑬͟𝑹͟ ͟𝑩͟𝑶͟𝒀͟ 』 @exhaustedfreaks]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤGood! You're welcome over whenever you like!

[🎭Inari Kitsui🦊 @Charlatwink]

Oh... Spoil them you say?

Oh he thinks they're going to be...

VERY good friends

No worries. He'll certainly benefit from it plenty!

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[『 𝑳͟𝑶͟𝑽͟𝑬͟𝑹͟ ͟𝑩͟𝑶͟𝒀͟ 』 @exhaustedfreaks]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤHe likes to spoil his new friends!! Especially if he benefits from them too.