xhimmy vreats

Viva la fuck you

[H @115thNightmare]

They should invent a Suicide that instead of Devastating your Loved ones it immediately erases You from Their Memory like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Style

[xhimmy vreats @Charles10576266]

Guy who just learned about the SHO

[taylhur @tay_lhur]

the highest i ever got in my entire fuckin life i went on a 2 hour spiel about how the universe is intrinsically connected through vibrations and soundwaves and how there was a cosmic melody that associated all things with another

[Mike @hammerito]

If you're an IBS Warrior and you eat the poop lettuce it actually fixes your stomach

[xhimmy vreats @Charles10576266]

You're thinking of remote detonation diarrhea

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Okay this is probably a stupid question but does the diarrhea explode out of you or do you diarrhea it out and it explodes some time later?

[lessence @kardiaphagy]

They jerk me every way but off

[xhimmy vreats @Charles10576266]

Me when trying to read in car

[Police Incidents @PoliceIncident]

Pasadena Officer Shot by Fellow Officer During "Horseplay," Chief Says

PASADENA, Calif. — The Pasadena Police Department has released a Critical Incident Video concerning an officer-involved shooting that occurred on September 7, 2025, inside the department's parking structure at 240 Ramona Street in Pasadena. The incident resulted in injuries to one Pasadena police officer, who has since recovered.

Pasadena Police Chief Gene Harris said the incident involved "unsafe, out-of-policy horseplay involving loaded firearms" between department personnel. Chief Harris stated that one officer was wounded as a result of the shooting and emphasized that the conduct depicted in the video did not reflect the department's standards or expectations.

The injured officer was transported for medical treatment and has since recovered from the injuries sustained during the incident. Pasadena police have not publicly identified the officers involved, and no members of the public were injured.

The case remains under investigation and review by the Pasadena Police Department and the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office.

Sources: Pasadena Police Department; City of Pasadena; Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office.

#police #cops #crime #policia #polizei #Police_Incidents #CrimeNews

[🃏︎ @shteppii]

he was in fact not cap n upped pole… #imabitch #illneverblam #illneverupthefye #itsover #endofthelineforme #imass

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Whoever’s Twisting the Invisible Searing Hot Knife my Stomach Could you Please Fuckin Stop Thank you!!!

[cav empty @cavempty_]

If you were to jump off a skyscraper it’s not the fall that kills you. scientists literally do not know what kills you

[xhimmy vreats @Charles10576266]

The semiconductor industry

[Mush @SilencedSong7]

Green always feels like someones self-insert OC like dawg you're just as important as purple and orange who tf invited you to hang with the big three

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

ordering a 1000 pound weighted blanket on Amazon and throwing beer bottles at the delivery guy as he tries to drag it up the stairs to my apartment

[xhimmy vreats @Charles10576266]

Soyjacking at the stripper

[blaire @pissshit90001]

#SubstanceAbuseSummer

[putrds @fatsmellyjit]

niggas with autism love sharing they screen

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

CPS took my children, ong we boutta turn tf up this summer 💯 ‼️

[robert @catfishcocaine]

Me writing Suicide note ---> 🖊️🖊️Hello. or Should i say.. Goodbye 🙂.

[birdbath @birdbath]

TIFU by confusing "memento mori" with "la petite mort". Basically I was watching videos of people dying which got me excited so I rubbed one out, I guess someone saw because they were looking at me questioningly so I shrugged and said "memento mori" in an attempt to quell their prying intrigue, then some crackhead chimed in loudly proclaiming "This nigga don't know the difference between Latin and French colloquialisms!" prompting everyone on the bus to laugh at me. It was all rather Kafkaesque.

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

there are two buttons, red and blue

red button: really fucking evil horse is born. hes so fucking evil and causes world war 3

blue button: abort evil horse, but horse hell now exists, and all horses go there no matter what when they die from now on

what is your choice?