Charles Austin a man barely alive

Storyteller. Personal trainer. Servant of bloodthirsty Druid dogs.

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Going through a rough stretch lately. If anyone’s read Slippery When Metastasized or any of my books I’d love to get the word out somehow. Review, a mention, word of mouth. Slippery When Metastasized https://t.co/AvNun0ojYG

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I took some months off of Twitter after I learned my wife’s cancer started growing again. The horrors of my life far outstrip anything I can read or write. But I am a horror writer sometimes, and I read it too when I have the brain for it. I miss being creeped out.

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@stina_marie333 @WeirdpunkBooks @SammyTotep @pist_kitty @BrendanVidito Way late to this, thank you so much for giving some love to CINEMA VISCERA!

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We celebrate the Almighty Pug this night.

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@ShaneBitterling Did you watch it yet? The ads are awesome. Hey hey hey I am old and gray. 70s 4 life.

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Antifascist gym! Gotta see what names come out of this. 😀

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@johnfdtaff Happy belated, John!

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@MichaelTichyNP In all seriousness any good poop news is a win. Glad to hear this.

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Highly recommend the 1980 Xmas horror movie To All a Good Night. Sorority horror, homicidal Santa, Grendel’s mother, mad Ophelia, gratuitous sex and nudity, and a barbell curl that slits throats. These people were having fun.

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@AmandaW58679588 Very cool, good news!

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@MadeleineSwann You’re both in it? So cool! Congratulations!!

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@_WorkingStiff That sounds like the best therapy ever!

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@MichaelTichyNP I love 70s horror! Where did you find Death Line?

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@ShaneBitterling I swear these things were in Halloween 3.

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At my birth mom’s house. She’s 89 and has advanced dementia. She does word puzzles for like eight hours straight with naked butt survivor reality show on the TV. Perhaps this is a great productivity hack for how I should get more writing done.

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@EpiphanyFerrell @kevinbrennan520 @offbeatlit That’s a great story. Congratulations!

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@SinWitLiar I love this pic.

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@SammyTotep @horrorsong @maemurrayxo @JAWMcCarthy @HaileyPiperSays @fivexxfive @sonorawrites @LCvonHessen @ChrisKelso5 Holy shit, congrats!!

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@aBookstoreGrave As badly dated as he is, I read Robert E. Howard’s short story “Pigeons from Hell” at age 10 and knew I wanted to try and write spooky stuff. Pigeons don’t sound scary but that story creeped me out in the best way.

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@SammyTotep I want to say we met when she was still alive but maybe less than a year before. I wish Kara and I could have hung out with you both. I have this sense we might have really connected.