el duderino

Everyone please relax. I’m taller than you.

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@NPR It's all downhill from here

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

Change​.​org: NO to Biden's Vaccine Executive Order - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/etbqRxoQmx via @Change

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@ugh_its_abby I’ve been too busy molding young minds

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@ugh_its_abby Right. Like my sense of humor.

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

Other than very different marketing campaigns and color schemes is there a difference between male and female razors? Like don’t they do the same stuff?

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@Fendelander1 So ladies all over the world are ok with being manipulated into spending more money for an inferior gender based product? No wonder y’all pissed @ugh_its_abby

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@ryebreadthomp This just shows that you are not thinking about them enough

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

Where do the flys go in the winter? Or when it rains? How do flys work?

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

12. 12 days.

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

Stay in your lane

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@McConaughey This x 1000

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

if youre high enough the sun is always shining #greenlightsbook

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

Bringing a whole new meaning to NO FLY ZONE

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

During morning coffee on the patio I assassinated 10 flies. Ive never felt so alive

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

My kids cannot fathom why battlebots is not an Olympic event and I have no good explanation

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@lizhiqiushi Calmer than you are

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

Watching the #Olympics opening ceremonies and I’d like to remind us all of how it was supposed to be

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@alaina4liberty Crushing it

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@JakeGriesemer @lukmason Would be a killer trampstamp. Fresh ink baby

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

I need tattoo recommendations. GO!

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@CadePistons I’m not tempering my expectations. Yeah he’s a great player but there is still a ton of work to do. I hope he’s as good as we want him to be

[el duderino @CharlesHajec]

@ugh_its_abby I don’t understand