Luke Mason

i’m not tall, everybody else just short

[Jake Griesemer @JakeGriesemer]

Low key can’t wait to be a dad

[Elle Kaiser @ElleKaiser]

Fire and ice 🔥🧊 It’s firefall week in Yosemite - an annual reminder of just how amazing and mysterious our planet really is.

[Ryan Alkire @TheRealRyAlk]

this is still the best joke of all eternity

[Lauren Jbara @laurenjbara]

My knee caps snap off just watching this. Wiiiiiiild (pun intended)

[Luke Mason @lukmason]

if gay means happy i can tell you for a fact i’ve been straight my whole life

[Luke Mason @lukmason]

things were goin great till i put our names in the love calculator and found out we only 14%😫

[Luke Mason @lukmason]

me: *clicks on a video called “Tiger Woods best all time putts”*

me to me: this dude can’t MISS

[Luke Mason @lukmason]

shout out to the time i broke the seat in front of me on a plane cause the distance from my seat back to the next seat was less then the length of my femur

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The ole quadruple behind the back play. Smoooooooth. (Via ig:calebsadd20)

https://t.co/PTOrhTeU4B

[Luke Mason @lukmason]

when i was a kid and saw those Tempur-pedic commercials with the bowling ball and the wine glass all i could see was a mattress that would steal your bounce rather than send you higher, or in other words a waste of my time

[Luke Mason @lukmason]

what if we just all agreed not to pay taxes next year? what’re they gonna do arrest the whole country??

[Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt]

You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through

[Jack 🏹📋 @murray_center27]

It’ll never not be hilarious that the Clippers lost this series lmaooooo

[Luke Mason @lukmason]

@davidsbuff are these the results you expected?

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

Smile at someone today and make them happy!

[Luke Mason @lukmason]

if the fact that everyone hates both candidates in a country where we can technically vote for anyone and yet still feel forced to pick one of those two doesn’t spark a lil’ revolution in you then we ain’t on the same page