Charles-Thomas

My loves are comedy and snickerdoodles!

[B1a_Z3n Nightingale 🏳️‍⚧️ (They/Them) @B1a_Z3n]

@CubeApril @crokeyz Especially like it with Voltage Surge :)

[Charles-Thomas @CharlesIsBleak]

Where do I click for the manual?
How do I use this?
Did I miss a video tutorial at some point?

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I miss hugging close friends.

I miss the feeling when a hug changes from a greeting to an embrace and you feel the tension leave the other person.

That comforting sense of familiarity is something I never thought I'd miss.

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Orb weavers love big ladies. https://t.co/w9in0GL3nB

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Cutest little toadlet!!! https://t.co/KPLZuWS5OB

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@realDonaldTrump
I had no idea you were so into early 90s police dramas.

[Charles-Thomas @CharlesIsBleak]

Quote from Class:

Professor: "What is Anarchism?"

Classmate: "Anarchism is basically Communism."

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Trains, pains, and millennials. https://t.co/XOIH5QO66L

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/4JKH7if6jf

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/IxYK0RF1jE

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/uMzimuSnuW

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/p1RpfXF2n2

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@Nickelodeon You should write a gritty ninja turtle movie from the perspective of a teenage foot clan member being forced into a life of crime.

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Every time I hear "Think for yourself!" I think being told to think for yourself is a suggestion from a position of authority that can only be followed by someone who isn't thinking for themselves.

Also, no one has ever said think for yourself and had no other opinions.

[Charles-Thomas @CharlesIsBleak]

Donald Trump is talking shit about killing drug dealers.
Get real fool.
How many big dick pharmaceutical ceos you think he's gonna kill?

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@realDonaldTrump
Is the Washington swamp mostly Whitehouse staff you appoint?

If so good job Mr. President.

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@realDonaldTrump
You're a real insperation Mr. President. I've never seen the American people so unified against something in my life.

[The Caffeine Cleric, The Bard of Brew @Maggie4Beers]

"Her god given - her Christian name - is Isis"
- @CharlesIsBleak

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@realDonaldTrump do you realise that south Louisiana is filled with mostly your supporters and they are losing everything?

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@HillaryClinton south Louisiana is losing everything and you won't even mention it. You have to be aware and you've said nothing .