Charles van Comedy

Twitter is for clowns and attention-seekers. And jobless people like me.

[Charles van Comedy @CharlesVComedy]

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@cwilliams400

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@RealDeniseLewis If you're going to talk about me, at least say my name. I like it when I hear my name on TV. Doesn't happen much these days

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Hello.
https://t.co/BFIAdfNAbr

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@lbirchall @danroan Indeed. Old Charlie boy isn't doing too bad these days, eh?!

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I never left
https://t.co/CvWaZRMeNZ

[Kate Rooney @KateDennison]

The winner is ... CVC I knew he'd be back some day! https://t.co/DEFMpVoH9i

[Charles van Comedy @CharlesVComedy]

Any national sporting teams in need of a new manager?
Asking for a friend.

[Charles van Comedy @CharlesVComedy]

You say 'guidance', I say 'dictatorship'. Much of a muchness.
https://t.co/L8X0SrePsq

[Kevin Tyler, OLY @CoachKevinTyler]

@eveltrak @StuartMcMillan1 @DrGerryRamogida @PfaffSC under the guidance of CVC!

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And man, do I look great.

https://t.co/AmRRzBahtW

[Raise the Bar @raisethebar_]

"High performance starts with understanding what great looks like" - Charles van Commenee

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And people said that I made weird decisions.

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Yes, I am a bloody good leader.

https://t.co/AgYIxwrSQO

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@danpeachey @pahunt1978 @michellesammet that's just how us Dutch wear things. #shabbycharliechic

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Gone but never forgotten.

RT @michellesammet: Spotted at #Praha2015
Could this mean the return of @CharlesVComedy??

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You're welcome...

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Does someone need me to lodge a protest? You've got my number if you need me, @BritAthletics.

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#JeSuisCharlie

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HELLO!

"RT @BritAthletics: British Athletics is seeking to appoint a Head Coach for Jumps, Throws and Combined Events."

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Can we appeal the no-appeals rule? #loveprotesting

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I can't think of a more fitting way for the British Indoor Champs to end than a good old fashioned disqualification. #protest

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Can't quite place Bernard Lagat's accent. Which US state is he from again?