Local Man.

A pathetic physical specimen, and intellectually, not all that creative, either.

[Local Man. @Charles_Rutter_]

@aggiebrett

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@Fran_Konor Dying=to die. Dyeing=to dye.

Welcome to English. 'Tis a silly place.

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@AMcooper613

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@Leftovers_Movie A circular scar on my ankle. While riding on the tailgate of pickup towing the freshman homecoming float, I thought it would be funny to stick my foot under the wagon and pretend to be run over. Until my foot got caught and I was run over with a cartoon tire mark up my back.

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Look, all I want to do is give up and start a new life on a canal boat in the midlands. Is that too much to ask?

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@inkedwerdsmith Ellen? No. Maria Bamford? Yes.

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@Fran_Konor The best I can do is this pic of my friend's dog I dressed in a shirt while I was dog-sitting.

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@AMcooper613 These are my particular taste in horror:
The Night House (2021)
Censor (2021)
Relic (2020)
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Possum (2018)
Suspiria (2018)
Hereditary (2018)
The Lodge (2019)
Saint Maud (2019)
Session 9 (2001)
It Follows (2014)
Lake Mungo (2008)

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@WriterJennDunn Let me know which. Discord I might actually care about.

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@ATRightMovies @Screenplayed From what I recall it was all three (Mann, Pacino, and De Niro). They didn't rehearse the scene, just set up and saw what came out for the most part.

Some of Mann's annotated script from this scene:

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I don't want to get my hopes up, but I just bought some green curry paste and it smells like it's about to change my life.

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I can't remember what the tradition for 4/20 is. Am I supposed to leave out cookies and weed for when Snoop and Willie Nelson visit or something?

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Dear Hollywood,

Turn @NathaliaHolt's "The Queens of Animation" into a series, shoot it like Mad Men, profit.

The drama & characters are there. The cultural backdrop is compelling on its own. Hell, do a series about just Mary Blair.

P.S. let me know how I can get in the room.

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Dear Hollywood,

I'm gonna pitch you something: remake the 80s cartoon "Turbo Teen" as a David Cronenberg-esque body horror comedy.

James Gunn will write, Julia Ducournau will direct.

I look forward to your reply.

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@the007way Riddles I'd be fine with:

Wizard: Though I may sound like a portion of a means of conveying people, I'm in fact a channel to transmit data. What am I?

Me: A serial bus!

Wizard: Gah! You've bested me again. Here's the information you seek.

Windows just doesn't wanna tell me.

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Windows: Driver Verifier DMA Violation!

Me: Oh no. Can you tell me which driver?

Windows: No. Fuck you.

Me: Is it a firmware or BIOS issue instead?

Windows: Don't know. Fuck you.

Me: Can I search which drivers need updating online?

Windows: We got rid of that. Fuck you.

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I panicked at a stoplight earlier because I'd suddenly become worried I'd forgotten my car keys at home.

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@hihello_hannah

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@aggiebrett @Fran_Konor That's probably the happiest I've ever seen you.

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@Fran_Konor It's like inhaling a solid some days.