I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king.
I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.
This should win a Pulitzer.
A visibly defeated and worn Trump, with the American flag lying on the ground in the background.
A symbol of his down fall, and the disgrace he has brought the American people.
If ever you find yourself zip tying a child’s hands I wanna be really clear with you on what this says about you. You’re not one of the “good guys.” You’re the problem. Your soul is rotten. Your intentions are evil. And whoever is above you telling you to do this is hella Nazi.
We’re having fun, we don’t need think pieces on how bad Vance presidency would be. That said,
Literally everyone hates JD Vance. He has whatever the opposite of a cult following is. I don’t think a single person even kind of likes that guy. Oops I’m in the gulag (worth it)