Charley Not Charlie

The U.S. Jambassador to Funkistan.

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I change my fantasy football team name every week because I won't win, so I have to have fun somehow, and it turns out puns are not just accepted, they're required.

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So, Skittles is changing green back to lime, which means my several year social media boycott ends now! Has anyone seen this Ted Lasso? Pretty good.

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Unbelievable, the purchases I've justified by telling myself, "Well, your time is worth something."

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Turns out it wasn't that long ...

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Let's see how long I can go without finding out what "derp" means.

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@Joshoutofideas You Aussies always living in the future ... or are we living in the past?

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"In the 1950s, Rhode Island enacted a statutory ban on any advertising that listed the price of liquor, because we all know that the first step toward alcoholism for many Americans is the inability to pass up a good deal." Read more: https://t.co/dLeO65t7Ph

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This was an example of me going back to something I wrote a long time ago and thinking, "Did I write that? Nice." So I figured I'd share it. How's everyone's Monday going?

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"White-owned restaurants used to allow only white customers inside, with everyone else (primarily black people) forced to use a takeout window. The white restaurateurs had found a way to honor their core value of greed without having to compromise their core value of racism."

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@Billthurston13 @Travistritt You were close but not close enough.

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I've made a YouTube video of me, an old guy, playing video games and set to music that specifically focuses on that juxtaposition: https://t.co/3mgCisOSR8

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When someone posts a photo holding a fish they just caught, check out the fish's expression.

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If you watch only one Tarkov stream today, well, make it @Pestily. But! If you watch two, maybe check out mine? https://t.co/V7kJc8QA0C @bstategames #EscapefromTarkov

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@Joshoutofideas @CRtwotwo @TravisPastrana @iRacing @nitrocircuslive I fully agree! Here's hoping.

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Updated objective: Just try to maintain this body for as long as it takes for me to look good for my age.

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I humbly request your attendance at my livestream, please and thank you: https://t.co/V7kJc8QA0C

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Ahoy! I'm playing through the original NES Legend of Zelda on https://t.co/Sn2S24G9M5 right now, and I would love it if you came by and said hi! https://t.co/V7kJc8QA0C

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Let's see what this Tarkov is all about. https://t.co/V7kJc8QA0C @bstategames

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I guess I do this now, so come say hi: https://t.co/V7kJc8QA0C

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Not enough hours in the day; way too many hours in the week.

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This 16-second video with the caption "WATCH TIL THE END" really sums up the current state of attention spans.