Charlie Potts 

I’m not an Xbox but I play one on tv

[Charlie Potts  @CharlieFPotts]

Making shakes this morning. My wife wanted to add protein. I had the right of whey.

[Charlie Potts  @CharlieFPotts]

Am I supposed to refer to her by "Daddy" or ring her father?

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@rcobooth @Deloitte @Zoom Well THAT doesn't sound very Deloitteful

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I will always love you, under appreciated bangers 🥹

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Aw I like it when we all post out fav tweets 🥹 ok now use this post as an excuse:
post favs/under-appreciated bangers of your own

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@chasedbywasps Shout out @katienolan

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@xboxbodywash Feels like it should've been called LIDS because it's all caps

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"How are all your football fantasies?"
~My mom

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I get how a florist should do flowers. But they should also do hardwood.

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More like goober natorial

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@afvarner @Garmin @Strava https://t.co/BdXYw7k9O6

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Why did Jordan name their primary airlines the Royal Jordanian and not Air Jordan?

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Do not go lentil into that good night

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@queenbiscuit311 @sauvamemte Genuine answer: read the article

https://t.co/4R3HATDQx2

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Feels like these two should be sister cities

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@UltraRunnerPod @robgca People flip houses! You can definitely flip the 14”.

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@KristiNoem

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This year’s Super Bowl is going to be insane. 70,000 people and only one Usher.

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@katienolan #lymi

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@GoodReddit I call this a “vowel movement.”

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@dappermarketer @Gimply32 @edzitron Where would we be without these quality blue check contributions? 🙄