Charlie Phillips

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

@ladbible I stopped reading after you called @Yourallypally ‘infamous’.

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

Mary Robinson, my colleague shared this today.

You’re 4 from the right, 4 from the top.

May I ask why you failed to vote on the proposed ceasefire to the war in Gaza?

As your constituent, I believe I have a right to know.

Your time would be appreciated.

@MaryRobinson01

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

@jacksfilms Besides Covid, what’s been your biggest disappointment of 2021 so far? #YIAYjack

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

@jacksfilms THIS JUST IN: ALL CAPS NOW CONSIDERED A MICRO-AGGRESION #YIAYnews

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

@Syndicate Natural Confectionery Company.

‘BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!’

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

@eliistender10 The perfect haircut for the avid Fedora enthusiast...

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

@BBCR1 ‘Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof’

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

@PeripheryBand What’s the chance of P4 being called ‘Periphery 4: May The Fourth Be With You’?

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

@Gilson52 The best Abba song.

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

Is it just me or should @BBCR1 make #TenMinuteTakeover longer? They play the same songs everyday and the one segment that adds some variety is so short. Why? #SameShitDifferentDay

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

Cannot listen to @MabelMcvey ‘s and @Not3sofficial ‘Fine Line’ without hearing @SnoopDogg ‘s ‘Sensual Seduction’ in the chorus 💁‍♂️

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

Is it me or does @TheRock seem to work on like a million films all at the same time? Gotta respect the man’s grind

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

@Gilson52 @Tinder All good, they’re back ahaha 😂

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

If you make scrambled eggs with oil instead of butter, you’re a god-damn heathen and I want nothing to do with you

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

Ain’t broke a law in your life, yet every time you rap you yap about the guns and knife

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

Baby Puffins are called ‘Pufflings’... How fucking adorable is that?

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

Bumping into old friends 👌🏻

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

Doubting yourself is just the worst fucking thing

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

You know @realDonaldTrump is a cunt when he makes a fascist dictator look like a reasonable person, fuck me. He’s heading in the same direction.

[Charlie Phillips @CharliePhill95]

You refer to him as ‘Little rocket man’, you fucking idiot. https://t.co/WXReMS0wvk

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!