Charlie

you know what okay

[Charlie @Charlietweeets]

Great points made by each side

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

Combining all my friend groups together for my birthday

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school, she built hospitals and bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert once met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

[Niles Francis @NilesGApol]

Hey here’s an idea why don’t you help him out and endorse him instead of saying vague shit like this every 2 weeks so you can search for your name on trending

[Mike Mayer @mikesmayer]

This pothole video is almost too perfect a microcosm of the Bass administration: good intentions, a huge amount of apparatus and choreography, and then an almost comical inability to execute the basic thing everyone showed up to do.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen.

Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

What a nightmare. By implementing the tariffs illegally, and now having to unwind them, the Trump administration created over $100 billion of profit for corporations selling foreign products, at the expense of American consumers.

Your refund: $0.00
Apple’s profit: $2.2 billion

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

stuff like this makes me sad cause I would definitely text a coworker something like this if we had talked about taco bell or something

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Fox News wrapped this segment REAL quick

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Which of these two is more likely to win?

Alaska was Trump +13 in 2024, Wisconsin was Trump +1.

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

1. This sucks and Democrats desperately need to enact a national gerrymandering ban and open the door to DC/PR/USVI statehood

2. Can’t do any of that until you win first on a badly slanted field which requires significant policy moderation

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Let me tell you a little story.

In 2014, moderate Democrat Brad Ashford defeated a Republican incumbent in NE-02, one of only two Democrats to do so that year. Sadly, he lost in 2016 after failing to outrun Clinton by enough in a district Trump won.

In the 2018 blue wave, Ashford sought a comeback. NE-02 was now prime territory for Dems, full of suburban and urban voters who did not vibe with MAGA.

But progressive Kara Eastman disliked his moderate stances, and, backed by Justice Democrats, beat him in the primary by 3.3 points.

Tragically, despite Biden going on to win NE-02 by 6.5% just two years later, and 2018 being an enormous blue wave year that saw Dems win in places like OK and SC, Eastman lost by 2pts. She was unable to persuade suburban voters, who elected normie Republican Don Bacon.

THEN she tried again in 2020 and lost by 4.6 points, underperforming Biden in the district by more than **11 points.**

Don Bacon has thus been entrenched in the US House ever since, until now. He is retiring, which will probably let Democrats finally win this seat.

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

He lowkey spittin

[Brett (Madness Bid... Madness Delivered) @tweets4twits]

Greece is closer to Africa than Dallas is to Austin, but illiterate C students who barely skimmed the Cliff Notes version of The Odyssey in HS, who wouldn't be able to point out Greece on a map, and who fundamentally don't understand the concept of artistic license, are triggered

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Donald Trump’s spiral continues. The failed president, pocketing billions as he drives up prices, is afraid to lose the midterms. So he will reheat debunked election conspiracy theories and tell bizarre new lies to deny his 2020 defeat and attack voting rights. This is a disaster for Trump puppet Mike Collins. Already mired in scandal, Mike will now have to double down on conspiracy theories toxic in the General Election. From the start, Trump’s obsession with Georgia elections revealed his fury that Black voters were instrumental to his defeat. I'm asking concerned citizens nationwide to join me and support our voter protection efforts in Georgia.

[W!ll @PappasFritas]

I liiiiiivvvvee when I meet an old Madonna hater like on her neck since ‘84 okay Seymour you’re really true to it not new to it. They always stan like Jodey Watley or somebody

[suzanne hampson @Bookssuz]

I need help! My son Griffin Wallace Higgs was diagnosed with cancer at 18. He died in Nov 2025. He was 28. In addition to arranging his funeral, closing his bank accounts, transferring his assets, cancelling his cell phone and myriad other tasks no parent should have to think about I have been trying to deal with @Ticketmaster to get the @foofighters tickets he purchased months ago. I have the order number for the 4 tickets he purchased. I have a letter from a lawyer saying I’m his next of kin. Ticketmaster refuses to access the tickets. They are essentially stealing from his estate. If the bank withheld his account and money it would be fraud. @Ticketmaster told me to get a lawyer. This cannot be the process. This cannot be just. Someone please help. All that remains now is for his brothers to enjoy this concert at @Rogers_Stadium leaving his seat empty in his honour. Someone? Anyone? Has anyone had to deal with this insanity while grieving? @CBCCanada

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I don't have a lot of litmus tests but one of them is being able to give a simple yes to the question of whether murderers should go to prison.