Logic’s 3rd Cousin

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

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[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@RapWikip He was so mad at Tyler

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@MrCongee I know that don’t say Ben Simmons

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@JNicholasNYC First off, sound like an amazing dinner party. Second, no it’s not, Astroworlds his best

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@primetimecar Yeah there’s definitely a reason 31 other teams didn’t sign him till now.

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@Dmills___ I’m down hit me up

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@MySportsUpdate @EAMaddenNFL Panthers, but these are fake. Never seen anyone I know win one.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap

1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops

2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate

3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates

4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6

5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.

6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer

7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer

8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention

9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells

10. Tom Brady went off the deep end

11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position

12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay

13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something

14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)

15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1

16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@Top4pick He played against the lakers, everything gets overblown when on the biggest stage

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

Unfortunately Carolina Reaper goes hard as hell as a nickname for a Panthers player

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@13eechamFR Enough texts where I know if I send more I won’t get an answer to all of them

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@RocketsLead 30 ppg triple double… tf

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@PanthersAnalyst @SharpFootball Brandon Aiyuk shouldn’t even be listed anymore

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

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[Michael Redd @MichaelRedd_]

I love being a sports fan. Always have, even when I was a player.

But we're in that dead part of the NBA calendar right now. Summer League wrapped up. Free agency's mostly done. Camps haven't opened. There's just no real hoops to chew on.

And when there's no games, the made up stuff (or conjecture) creeps in. That's all the offseason noise really is. Something to talk about till the real thing comes back.

And man, I'm ready for it to come back. Give me actual buckets. Give me a live game that means something.

I've had enough of this hoops desert.

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@SLOWGRINDEUCE Half back is real

[Logic’s 3rd Cousin @Charliexsutton]

@beenhavviinn @Kingm0ham @ochocinco We ain’t even .500😂😂

[Kalle📸 @KalleSorbo]

Kyle Kuzma? The voice of reason?