Charlotte the Pict

I live with my sister @KinchPict in NE Scotland. My mentor is @HamboniusPict & one day, when my education is more advanced, I hope to join the #WLF.

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

I think we're still here but maidservant can't get access to our settings because we're all still set up with the bloody obsolete emails that she can't find a way to update without being stuck in an endless impossible loop.

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@aethelflaed @dfgillie Thank you both for your kind compliments. 🐱

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@IsobelGlenelg Once again, I note, WE didn't even get a sniff! Outrageous! 🐟😾

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@chronicknitting Thanks, we're both fine. Spoilsport maid took the mice away & said we'll only get short sessions because we're too cruel.

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@chronicknitting Thank you very much for our mice. The rat has a wee hole in it already. We also stole the bat, tissue paper & envelope!

[Hambonius the Pict @HamboniusPict]

#WLF comrades! Please RT! https://t.co/zTiWUD6M06

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@chronicknitting Thank you for your kind compliments. The more sinister the better, in our opinion. The maid says we're Evil Twins.

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

Me, today: https://t.co/Q59Qe4Nnun
The maid keeps threatening to dye my rogue white hairs. Calls them the Hateful Eight.

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@KinchPict Very likely the Grauniad. ∗shoves paint pot over∗

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

We are the #CodSquad and we're coming to town
Meep meep

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

My official New Year photograph: https://t.co/EPoIVU3MCT

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

We also got some high-grade American catnip. https://t.co/qxcFRaa60b Fantastic! Best Christmas ever.

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

This is a fantastic thing we got from daddy's sister in America! https://t.co/xYNWldI5YM I love it & I won't let Kinch near it! Grrrr.

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

#TweetForShelter

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@_freetofly_ ∗swoon∗

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

I'm all ready to fly but the maid's in a temper because she's misplaced her pointy hat. https://t.co/ASFwHUwdyV
Happy Hallowe'en!

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@MasterMelrose ∗waves paw and winks at M∗

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@MasterMelrose My last gentleman friend was a big lad too. More for me to cuddle and to wash! I'm better than a Furminator.

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@MasterMelrose If I flirt with *him*, my sister (and the maid) will be furious with me. I could forcibly wash him though! *wink*

[Charlotte the Pict @CharlottePict]

@MasterMelrose Oh. *washes paw distractedly* I've not had much luck with boys recently.