Cosima Charlton

Twitter bears out the WW1 joke.
Message sent: Send reinforcements, we're going to advance.
Message received: Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance.

[Cosima Charlton @CharltonCosima]

@MPKonigsberg @1947Farmall @TheCrushedBones @ProtecttheFaith Our Lady of Rome, pray for us!

Crush the head of Satan!

Destroy the New Paradigm!

Restore the the One Holy Catholic Apostolic Church for the salvation of souls and the Glory of God!

[Cosima Charlton @CharltonCosima]

@ann_lahiff Perfect!

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@ClerkofOxford It's chucking it down. Definitely no laundry today.

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@CarlBovisNature Oh my goodness, they've got crosses on their backs!

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@tenshiism @BVMConsolatrix No, and I'm not going to, because I am suficiently well acquainted with my own body, mind and soul to know the result.

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@SoniaRose2344 @BVMConsolatrix You missed out "72 hours" from your final sentence. It's a modern fad.

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@SoniaRose2344 @BVMConsolatrix Ever considered keeping such matters entirely between you and God?

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@ruthdelioncourt @BVMConsolatrix What if I told you I were 96.

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@ruthdelioncourt @BVMConsolatrix But you readily accept I would be murderous.

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@ann_lahiff Ooh lovely! We had a blue tit helping itself to hair clippings for its nest.

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@Converted84 @BVMConsolatrix Gosh, really?

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@gavinashenden Has she kicked your arse yet? You deserve it for asking that question.

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@UKLabour Doesn't say much for the working class.

Now wrestle with the ambiguity.

[Cosima Charlton @CharltonCosima]

@CleansedTweets Try living with memories of the 60s and 70s.

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@BruvverEccles I've been trying to keep it quiet.

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[Cosima Charlton @CharltonCosima]

@RamboVanHalen Buy a teapot, buy some decent loose tea and make it properly. We gave up tea bags years ago.

[Cosima Charlton @CharltonCosima]

@patrickmadrid "Rein in", not "reign in".

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@grahamscheper I wouldn't dream of saying y'all. The correct two word form is "yow lot".