Charmed Herring

There’s no reason you need to read an Anon Twitter bio.

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

Television was better when *your life* was simpler. This is the same reason your favorite SNL cast was the one that existed when you were in high school.

[CineHub @RoseElla1234]

A small scene, a big memory...
Was television better when it was simpler?

📺 Happy Days (1974 - 1984)

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

@bdquinn And worse - so many people unconsciously calibrate their expectations of others’ responsiveness based on the assumption that they are receiving push alerts. So just turning them off isn’t a consequence-free solution.

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

Like 10 counties warming faster than the global average is statistically very possible and this guy doesn’t seem to understand that.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

🚨 Breaking: Everywhere is warming faster than the rest of the world 🤡
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[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

This guy puts the “i” in “performiative”

[Jamaal Bowman @RepBowman]

Shame on you Governor Shapiro for referring to progressives as performiative. So sick of the arrogance and hubris that come from establishment politicians like you.

We are not performing. We are fighting for the working class and for our children that the establishment have left behind in favor of their oligarchy friends the Epstein class and special interest. The American people are demanding something different and we as progressives are a much needed breath of fresh air away from white supremacy American hegemony and patriarchy. We demand dignity respect safety and opportunity for all.

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

@ix_sir "The reason your facts are wrong this topic is because I've imagined you said something else about an unrelated topic that I don't agree with."

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

@bdquinn Another thing that makes me mad about this is that she clearly has a delusion that she “helped” build whatever America is today through her “work ethic.” She can choke on a bag of donkey dongs.

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

In a lot of places in Europe, mini-split AC systems have been common (not ubiquitous, granted) for decades. Central air systems just aren’t practical in a lot of European housing. Widespread AC would require substantial electrical infrastructure upgrades.

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

I think there are ways to pick at Josh’s mockery of European anti-AC sentiment. Places like the UK would only really benefit from AC maybe one month out of the year. There are some mountain town communities in the U.S. that don’t have AC for similar reasons. 1/X

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

In addition to being puzzled that Europeans choose to live like they're poor -- Japan has widespread AC and European countries could afford it -- we are amused by the folk-wisdom justifications for suffering, like that AC causes dangerous "thermal shock" to the body.

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

In addition to being puzzled that Europeans choose to live like they're poor -- Japan has widespread AC and European countries could afford it -- we are amused by the folk-wisdom justifications for suffering, like that AC causes dangerous "thermal shock" to the body.

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

@janecoaston Our electorate is pretty allergic to personalities like Kevin O’Leary. We don’t like him nor do we like anybody who does.

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

There are ten Jewish senators and six Jewish governors and they are all Democrats!

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

@toweypat @janecoaston That’s precisely what Anxiety would say!

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

A big part of being a Trump fan is believing in invisible ballot ninjas who bend the laws of time and space to make Trump look bad.

Indeed, if there were no invisible ballot ninjas, you'd have to admit he sucks at his job.

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

@janecoaston Turns out, your mental health sharply declines and anxiety and depression skyrocket when you don't have enough social interaction.

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

@janecoaston It's like all the people that found the Unabomber to have some "good points," and then you get a bit more about his life story and you're like "no, he was clearly just on a self-reinforcing spiral of anti-social tendencies and generalized anxiety."

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

@bdquinn

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@mattyglesias All of Matt’s pictures of himself look like a bird perching in the frame of an outdoor webcam.

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@Eggfucker21 @KenDaFalconer @Noahpinion It’s also very embarrassing to define “the enemy” to include normy political opponents.

[Charmed Herring @CharmedHerring]

@JohnSchoffstall "Widow's Bay: Bring your baby into the world with the nation's best OBGYN and birthing facilities."

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