Chase Bertoni

Sell me your house

[J 🪐 @RUESW33D]

i need the director’s cut on my desk by tomorrow

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

“I bet you never danced a day in your life.”

— The Boys S05E07

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Pete Hegseth spent $2 million on Alaskan king crab, $7 million on lobster tail, and $15.1 million on ribeye steak in just one month. — But please, tell me again how the elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security are bleeding this country dry.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Someone just tried to explain this new trend “frame-mogging” to me…

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

PSA: Bombing a country on the other side of the globe won’t make the Epstein files go away, any more than the Dow going above 50,000 will.

[Adam H. Klein | Selling CRE in Florida @AdamHKlein]

My favorite proof of funds is a screenshot of a bank account from someone’s phone with the timestamp within 5 minutes of my request.

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:

Donald J. Trump (President)
Melania Trump (1st Lady)
Howard Lutnick (Sec. Commerce)
John Phelan (Sec. Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (Sec. HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nominee)
Mehmet Oz (Admin. for CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE Appointee)
Steve Bannon (Fmr Senior Advisor)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Sec. Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)
Brett Ratner (Film Director “Melania”)
…

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

I didn’t realize we don’t pursue pedophiles if the stock market is doing well. Thank you, Pam Bondi, for that clarification.

[Restricted Daily @RestrictedDaily]

I’m genuinely confused. We’re dumping Epstein files, parading names, laying out rape and pedophilia like it’s a damn spreadsheet, and then… nothing. No arrests. No perp walks. No accountability. So what’s the plan here exactly? Are we just supposed to stare at this filth, rage-scroll, and pretend exposure equals justice? Because right now it feels like the system is saying, here’s the proof, here’s the monsters, now go back to work and shut up. If this isn’t followed by real consequences, then all this “truth” isn’t a reckoning — it’s just another sick reminder that there are two sets of rules, and the worst people somehow never play by either

[sid 🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Right to bear arms but if you do then 6 retarded high school dropouts will shoot you dead

[Petr “No Mercy” Yan @PetrYanUFC]

Dana’s favorite album 🫶🏼

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

Netanyahu is now openly stating that Israel will use TikTok to propagandize the American public.

In a proper country, our government would acknowledge this as the threat that it is. Instead, our government is helping to facilitate the deal.

America is an occupied nation.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one has to wonder why the prime minister of fucking israel is so invested in mourning an american podcaster

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

dudes be 27 saying "what's the move tonight" bro go accumulate capital

[Pubity @pubity]

Christian Bale is building a $22M village for foster kids.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

[Beyond Kickboxing @Beyond_Kick]

HOLY SH—!

#ONEChampionship

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A new trailer for Zach Cregger’s ‘WEAPONS’ has been released.

Starring Josh Brolin, Julia Garner and Alden Ehrenreich.

In theaters August 8.