Chase Carmichael

whos that Lounging in my chair?

[Chase Carmichael @ChaseCarmichael]

There's nothing sober about me these days. Living my life one glass at a time - riley green

[Chase Carmichael @ChaseCarmichael]

You can fire all your bullets
'Til what's left is an empty gun
Cause I can't do one damn thing
To change the roads that I've run
#sundybest

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

2017 was a shitshow.

[Drunk Nick Saban @DrunkSaban]

Dr. Pepper promoting their halftime show next week by showing a dude chest passing footballs like a pussy.

[Chase Carmichael @ChaseCarmichael]

That same ol buzz just because.

[Chase Carmichael @ChaseCarmichael]

I'm cool but rude

[Chase Carmichael @ChaseCarmichael]

@can_am_vail Find your confidence, lead with love... the rest will follow.

[Chase Carmichael @ChaseCarmichael]

@kelsotynes They become packing peanuts.It doesnt stop you from eating.These are not even good anymore u think to yourself lol @JimGaffigan

[Chase Carmichael @ChaseCarmichael]

Lately Ive been singing the blues
4 no apparent reason
I lay around on the couch
Piss and moan draggin every1 down @kelsotynes jam sesh lol

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

My response to almost any accusation

[Chase Carmichael @ChaseCarmichael]

I used to be so cool, made the parties all complete
Now I just look sad, when I stumble down the street #coreysmith

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

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[Chase Carmichael @ChaseCarmichael]

Is it even possible to eat to many #slimjims

[Facts In Your Face @FactsInYourFace]

7 out of 10 workers in the U.S. are just going through the motions and/or actively hate their work.