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Surprisingly funnier in person

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I can’t hit high notes like Princess Fiona, but I dabble with nature

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Action Bronson and Donald Fagen would have been such good friends

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Call them Tottenham the way these Spurs get hot

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@reesebepuffing And she is saying STOP

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@SoundwaveSC @elpadredavi You bastard that’s good

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Next Episode titles when you are so happy things are working out for the characters:

The loss of Hope, Death is forever

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French people have the same annoying overconfidence that Americans have they just look better doing it

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Has the apple weather app just given up? We are forecasting 10 inches of snow and the app is telling me we MIGHT see .5

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@DragonflyJonez @_bigSnek I thought we were trying to bring yearning back 😭.

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@slime_machine @1conOfSin The layers of nuance given the recent spat adds depth and flavor to the joke. Bake at 425 for 35 mins.

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Audi Crooks is a great name for one of the NPC’s that could join your crew in a heist game.

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Screw perpetual stew, I have perpetual laundry

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Am I supposed to be doing laundry everyday?!? Do I live with a pile of dirty clothes forever?!?

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Luck be a landlord

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Graduating from a ship to a vessel

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I bet the Turkish Empire wasn’t as delightful as I’m imagining

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Charmin will be implementing the mobius strip in order to sell infinite ply toilet paper.

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The first person to call their story a chronicle 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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You’d think armored bank cars should make themselves look less like they are carrying a shit ton of money.

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Electric guitar Implies the existence of a Turbo-Diesel guitar

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Charlie Chaplin would have loved Manga