Chase McCord

[— @taylorleajordan]

Women who falsely accuse men of sexual crimes should have to register as sex offenders, serve mandatory jail time and pay for the legal fees of the accused.

[KB @kbnoswag]

At work telling everyone “happy friday, champ” and asking them if they’re “team yanny or team laurel” while laughing hysterically at myself. I’m the fun one in the office who uses trendy humor to lighten up the mood. I’ve never had a meaningful relationship with another human

[Steam Capper @steamcapper1]

If the Capitals win the Stanley Cup I’ll give one lucky person $500.

Must RT and follow to be eligible

[Chase McCord @ChaseMcCord]

How I met your mother is 10X better than friends don’t @ me

[Chase McCord @ChaseMcCord]

@rickybjork Like where your heads at

[relatable @byreIatable]

Sunday - The day where you come to the realization that you’ve procrastinated too much

[relatable @byreIatable]

When you finally get home for Spring Break and all your friends are either working or went somewhere.

[Chase McCord @ChaseMcCord]

You should make an episode of always sunny where bar rescue comes to Paddy’s Pub @Its_Charlie_Day #theganggetsrescued

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

West Virginia Student Blacks Out, Wakes Up To Uber Driving Him 350 Miles Home To New Jersey: https://t.co/3Th7zWsfoh

[Chase McCord @ChaseMcCord]

@tom_nalyob @imEducated I mean if the first gun is gunna get sold anyway?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Congratulations @ElonMusk and @SpaceX on the successful #FalconHeavy launch. This achievement, along with @NASA’s commercial and international partners, continues to show American ingenuity at its best!

[Boogie2988 @Boogie2988]

Retweet This if you think @LoganPaul should agree to be interviewed by @PhillyD

Thanks.

[Chase McCord @ChaseMcCord]

@caseyangelina_ lol https://t.co/xBJ4fLSHlK

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

lol he looks so happy!

[Chase McCord @ChaseMcCord]

This newest season of Vikings is the best one yet