poopity scoop

Just kidding... but seriously

[poopity scoop @ChaseRuesga]

My girl 💅🏻🌯

[poopity scoop @ChaseRuesga]

@TravelGov will the passport office ever call me about my passport? Just got a call about my passport application & check being ripped in half. They were asking for CC info to try to and process it in time before my travel date.

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Thank you

[Linda Gibney @LindaGibney2]

Everyone checking #Twitter to make sure it's still working #GoodbyeTwitter #Twittershutdown #Twitterdown #RipTwitter

[kekw @lagrugru]

Everyone in the Bay Area coming to twitter to confirm if there was an earthquake once again : #earthquake #bayarea

[Law Of Thinking @lawofthinking]

“If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.”

~ Paulo Coelho

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

If you haven’t seen Severance, go watch Severance. World-class sci-fi thriller, and one of the best shows I’ve seen in years.

[Eater SF @eatersf]

The Square Pie Guys Are Opening A New Flagship Restaurant at Ghirardelli Square https://t.co/lUt2biUczQ

[Ramit Sethi @ramit]

Examples of a Rich Life:

- Handing out full-size candy bars for Halloween
- Grocery shopping without considering price
- Buying a $100,000 car that you love every time you sit in it
- Spontaneously extending your vacation by a day
- Popcorn at the movies

Your Rich Life is yours

[Drew Tuma @DrewTumaABC7]

Sunday was the 4th wettest day ever recorded in San Francisco history at 4.02” with records going back to the 1850s.

[Zedd @Zedd]

…wait for it 😏

🦑

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Nobody:

Venmo to y’all every week:

[poopity scoop @ChaseRuesga]

@UberFacts Age of Empires

[poopity scoop @ChaseRuesga]

Has anyone actually ever been to an @Arbys ?

[Drew Tuma @DrewTumaABC7]

San Francisco about to issue a vaccine mandate, the first major city to do so.

Wanna be indoors at restaurants, bars, clubs & gyms?

SF requiring you be fully vaccinated.

[poopity scoop @ChaseRuesga]

@anthonykxlly Give that man a promotion !

[poopity scoop @ChaseRuesga]

This new Yelp logo hurts to look at @Yelp

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

Erik Sun's San Francisco restaurant will have yakiniku and a late-night ramen bar with fresh noodles: https://t.co/T1oUgPmrcE

[🕊 @jasminrosarrio]

ATTENTION: Day Trip might be at NOS

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I asked @JackBlack to be the final guest on my TBS show … and BY ALMIGHTY GOD HE BROUGHT THE THUNDER. https://t.co/XUk3QPcbm9