ChaseFuckinTraven

Welcome to the Traven Tavern, have a bite to eat, have a seat, get comfy, and grab a bite to eat.

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

Stop trying to force the queef. You're going to shit your pussy.

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

Smoking on that shit that Paul Revered

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Steve Irwin cock rating ASMR

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Crowbar is sick

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@Laney_Who_ You are what haunts my dreams

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

The American dream is being able to piss with your pants to your ankles at a public urinal, and no one is calling you mean names.

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

If it weren't for gay sons or thot daughters, I wouldn't be the man you see before you today.

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

I wish I could remember what my foreskin looked like.

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Saw the Barbie movie and the only new thing I learned is how much "Push by Matchbox Twenty" fucking slaps.

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

Sorry, I can't come to work tomorrow. Hedonistic nuns sacrificed my manhood to a horror not of this realm.

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

I got a dick that reverses menopause

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@DiamondEyesFox I was starting to miss when Americans killed Fascists

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The pot just called the kettle the n-word😨

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

The devil on my shoulder is pissing in my eyes, and the angel is telling me I deserve it.

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

Showed up to a date in a Tool shirt and still got laid. #breakinggenerationalcurses

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

That glass of orange juice gave me goosebumps

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@TynanSylvester Just let out the loudest primal scream while taking a shit work because of this.

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@XZomBOR Fuck you bro

[ChaseFuckinTraven @ChaseTraven]

@elonmusk Where's the flying cars? Fat boy!

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He may be your Papa Roach, but he wasn't your Daddy Roach.