Harry Lean Stanton

American Legion member. Desk junkie. Human equivalent to Chevy Avalanche.

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

Grabbing my dick and shifting gears so I can walk faster

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

Almost ready to try my "Daniel Gay Lewis" joke out

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

70s punk would have a guy named Terry Hitler singing a song called "I wanna be your boyfriend"

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

What an awesome fucking shape for a country to have

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

Got Toxic Avenger, The Fly, Slayer Show No Mercy, and Tetsuo t-shits. Hell yeah love my local metal store.

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

I wanna start a gangster rock bank. Like real hardcore prohibition era shit. No funny business.

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

I've probably sent texts that people consider "load-bearing"

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

Sound guy had no manners tonight but neither did I

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

I can't stand when a gentleman is steadfast in his convictions

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

I get so mad when the waitress tops off my coffee. I had the perfect fucking sugar to coffee ratio and you fucking ruined it.

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

How the fuck did he know

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

Morning breath burger eating ass nigga 😂

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

You'll know if I start to take things seriously

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

I'm starting to think the TV doesn't love me back

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

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I'm starting to think people take media consumption very seriously

[Digital Unrest @Digital_Unrest]

When you’re arguing with someone who calls you an elitist for not liking bad omens, misogynistic for not liking sleep token, a poser for “gatekeeping”, or just an asshole for not liking pop djent, this is who you’re talking to.

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

I have got to shoot some guns

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

I wanna keep tracking guitar but my fingertips are absolutely shredded and I have a show tomorrow

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

Algorithm showing me a lot of bald guy content. Does it know something I don't?

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

People don't talk about this enough
https://t.co/dCaFqc3isP

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

McDonalds Dunning-Kruger meal

[Harry Lean Stanton @XZomBOR]

Plants vs. Zombies, Zuma, Marble Blast Ultra. These are the games I used to play. Feeding Frenzy.